To ask if anyone has any interest in dissecting a discarded Aussie shopping list??

[WhereTheFuckIsMyFuckingCoat]

So, who wrote it? What were they prepping for? Any guesses as to the non U.K. Items? I have to admit to not recognising a couple of things. Anyone want to play??

[TheStoic]

What don't you recognise?

[AuntieStella]

I make it:

drinks
apple juice
uglies (the fruit, I guess)

plain chips (ie crisps)
shapes no BBQ (some sort of shaped potato snack ? or Pringle

fruit ???? (another snack?)
Oreos

100%. ???
Scones
Scotch fingers (shortbread?)

Pantyliners
?? stuff

Jiff (probably Cif or perhaps lemon juice)

Panadols

Ham (naiceness not specified)

Apples
Cucumber

[WhereTheFuckIsMyFuckingCoat]

Fruit ?

100% ?

? Stuff

Maybe I'm just crap at deciphering handwriting.

[RedBullBlood]

Scotch fingers are shortbread biscuits.
Jiff is the same as Cif.
Uglies??

[RedBullBlood]

Oh, and Shapes are small flavoured crackers in a box.

[ChasingAPinkBall]

4th one down I read as 'vag lips'.
I now see it says 'Uglies' which I assume to be Ugly fruit?

[Daysies]

Well, the BBQ shapes are the best kind so they clearly oughtn't be trusted with shopping! They are delicious baked snacks.

[Llamacorn]

Looks all normal to me?

[RedBullBlood]

And now I see you weren't looking for translations... doh!

[TheStoic]

I think they might have a rat problem....rat stuff?

[Goldenhandshake]

I make it:

bread
drinks
apple juice
uglies (The fruit)
plain chips
shapes no bbq (I think there are crisps called shapes)
Fruit jellies???
Oreos
100% fruit ?
Scones
Scotch fingers

Panty liners
rat stuff (poison I assume)
Jiff
Panadol
Ham
Apples
Cucumber.

[EpoxyResin]

Aww, I was thinking they had pet ratties!

[WombattingFree]

BBQ shapes are the only shapes they should be buying!

[Goldenhandshake]

I think prepping for a small kids party? Judging by all the crisps/biscuitty things...

[nelipotter]

nope - an aussie here - what kind of a fruit is an 'uglies'????

[MaitlandGirl]

Uglies are monster shaped cookies and BBQ shapes are only good if it's the old recipe, the new one is vile!

[RedBullBlood]

Right, she's having a tea party and really hoping a rat doesn't appear in the kitchen. Also the liners and panadol indicate she's chosen a bad time for a tea party.

[JerryFerry]

Hardly difficult

Bread
Drinks
Apple juice
Uglies (actually I read this as vegetable something)
Plain chips
Oreos
Fruit
100% fruit scones
Scotch fingers
Panty liners
Rat stuff
Jiff
Panadol
Ham
Apples
Cucumber

[Llamacorn]

I thought it said fruit tins?

Uglies either the fruit or the little crappy toy thing. (Made by moose toys, same as shopkins originated in aus afaik)

100% fruit juice.

I think it's written by a mum, sorting a packed lunch for the week with fruit and apple juice, plus bribery with the Oreos.

She's just finished af hence the pantyliners and she has a hormonal stress headache too so put panadol on the list.

Scones are for a sneaky mum treat.

Rat stuff is for pest control. I'm presuming in the bathroom (don't know why) That's what the jiffs for

(Does anyone else remember confused to be jiff? I still call it that)

[WhereTheFuckIsMyFuckingCoat]

Right, ok, just realised that uglies are those horrid monster snacks. But what are 100% fruit scones?

Really didn't read it as rat stuff. Eew.

[Llamacorn]

*it used.

[WhereTheFuckIsMyFuckingCoat]

These.

[DJBaggySmalls]

Fruit Jews? Uglies? Rat stuff? Do they want to kill rats or do they keep pet ones? I'm so confused.

[YetAnotherSpartacus]

Shouldn't it be 'naice ham'?

[APlaceOnTheCouch]

I thought Rat Stuff was party stuff and they had just forgotten the 'y' at the end because they were writing quickly.