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To never mention my boobs to him..

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SmileEachDay Sat 11-Mar-17 17:06:26

The lovely old gentleman from 2 doors down who sometimes gives the kids presents/chocolate just tapped on my window and waved some gingerbread men.

I was mid getting changed to go to the gym. Jeans still on. No top. No bra. Sports bra in my hand. Basically sitting topless on the sofa looking vacant.

I can either move house or never mention it. There is no other option, right?

OnionKnight Sat 11-Mar-17 17:09:38

You should move ASAP grin

Applebite Sat 11-Mar-17 17:10:23

Any chance he's short sighted?? Might just not have noticed....

Wishiwasmoiradingle2017 Sat 11-Mar-17 17:10:49

Off to pay for him some therapy?

highinthesky Sat 11-Mar-17 17:12:09

Lol, I think he might be tapping on your window again sooner than you think grin

Doyoumind Sat 11-Mar-17 17:16:25

I thought I was fairly relaxed about getting changed with the curtains open, but topless in the front room...!

Maybe he'll be round again later with more goodies.

WhereYouLeftIt Sat 11-Mar-17 17:23:19

If it was sunny outside he may only have seen his own reflection?
<clutches straws tightly>

SmileEachDay Sat 11-Mar-17 17:26:03

His eyesight is better than mine. He fixes stuff with no glasses.

It's grey. No sun glare.

He looked horrified.

Poor man.

Poor me.

Argh.
gin

6079SmithW Sat 11-Mar-17 17:26:30

Maybe the gingerbread men were very fortunately positioned one over each boob (think naked charity calendar style) so he didn't actually see anything?? gringringrin

6079SmithW Sat 11-Mar-17 17:27:38

Cross post! Get yourself on Rightmove lol

Haggisfish Sat 11-Mar-17 17:27:40

Bajajahahahaha!!!

wherearemymarbles Sat 11-Mar-17 17:30:55

I suspect the quality of the chocolates/presents your children receive will go up markedly!!

BakeOffBiscuits Sat 11-Mar-17 17:45:24

Hehe.

Did he leave the gingerbread?

toffeeboffin Sat 11-Mar-17 17:46:27

It's OK, he'll soon forget.

BakeOffBiscuits Sat 11-Mar-17 17:46:37

Basically sitting topless on the sofa looking vacant

Can't stop laughing at this!

GirlElephant Sat 11-Mar-17 17:56:10

Thank you for improving my day with sharing this! Bless you

Bluntness100 Sat 11-Mar-17 18:01:11

Just sitting on the couch in your jeans and topless. As you do. 😂

alltogethernow123 Sat 11-Mar-17 18:04:11

You have just confirmed my bladder weakness grin I can't stop laughing.

Please move this to classics asap!

SmileEachDay Sat 11-Mar-17 18:33:06

No. He didn't leave the gingerbread.

I've probably got enough food to last a week. I can't leave the house again, can I?

alteredimages Sat 11-Mar-17 18:45:21

Fantastic grin

I'd be sorting out weekly food deliveries from Amazon or Ocado if I were you so you never have to leave the house again. Are your DCs old enough to drive?

April241 Sat 11-Mar-17 18:47:27

Online deliveries forever! Perhaps include some extra heavy dark curtains grin

SmileEachDay Sat 11-Mar-17 18:50:51

Oh CRAP.

I forgot the DC.

Will Ocado pick them up from their Dad's for me?

AlpacaPicnic Sat 11-Mar-17 18:56:14

Quickly buy a 'nude' skin coloured top, put it on and invent some reason to bump into him! Maybe he'll assume that's what you were wearing?

SmileEachDay Sat 11-Mar-17 19:15:16

Or this, Alpaca?

SchnitzelVonCrumb Sat 11-Mar-17 19:19:36

How old is he? I'm just wondering how many years never leaving the house you have.

I was once naked and lying on our back porch, all fine as the kids were napping and I wanted some vitamin D.

Then my brother in law with his friend who I have never met shows up.

We live 2 hours from the nearest town, down a long long drive way had 5 dogs (who always barked)

He parked at the end of the drive and decided to walk, and my husband had unbeknownst to me taken all the dogs out for the hour.

4 years later I still struggle to look him in the eye.

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