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To not know what a glory hole is at age 40???

(231 Posts)
justcurious40 Thu 09-Mar-17 22:39:32

My DH brought this clip to my attention earlier:

(about 3 minutes in)

And was shocked that, at 40 years old, I had no idea what a "glory hole" is. I thought he was BU, but everyone else in the programme had hysterics and all knew what it was, so am I just stupidly naive/ignorant?

AuntMabel Thu 09-Mar-17 22:47:18

I made it well into my 4th decade thinking that a 'fluffer' was someone with serious flatulence issues.

I was wrong.

hairypaws Thu 09-Mar-17 22:48:29

lol I was watching that and thinking "well all my big cupboards are glory holes". Then I thought they were laughing too hard for it just to be a messy cupboard so I googled it. 😱

olderthanyouthink Thu 09-Mar-17 22:50:33

I've known what that is for years and I'm 21. The internet has made teenage boys even grosser and you overhear a lot when your classes are male dominated.

MeDented Thu 09-Mar-17 22:50:47

My Grandma used to call the cupboard under the stairs the glory hole!

Crowdblundering Thu 09-Mar-17 22:51:14


justcurious40 Thu 09-Mar-17 22:52:28

Yikes! i had a mental block and thought I didn't know what a "fluffer" was either, but then I remembered an episode of New Girl that talked about it, so I am not completely ignorant!

Just wondering how long this thread will stay up before MNHQ takes it down for being too lewd! ;-)

Coverup890 Thu 09-Mar-17 22:53:12

I'm 34 and didn't know what it was.

shadowfax07 Thu 09-Mar-17 22:53:21

Same here MeDented, in my family a glory hole is a cupboard under the stairs.

KingJoffreysRestingCuntface Thu 09-Mar-17 22:53:36

What's a fluffer?

I have no idea.

35, BTW.

justcurious40 Thu 09-Mar-17 22:54:07

Hope it does stay up a while as it looks like I have a lot to learn!
Can't believe you have known this for years and you are only 21, olderthanyouthink! This feels like school all over again - not knowing the terms the cool kids know!

wigglesrock Thu 09-Mar-17 22:54:08

Yup, my Nanas glory hole was under the stairs too.

Crowdblundering Thu 09-Mar-17 22:54:22

Someone who wanks off poem star actors to keep them hard.

Crowdblundering Thu 09-Mar-17 22:54:37

Porn even!

WatchingFromTheWings Thu 09-Mar-17 22:55:09

I made it well into my 4th decade thinking that a 'fluffer' was someone with serious flatulence issues. I was wrong.

😳 So.....I'm wrong too then.... 🤔

CactusFred Thu 09-Mar-17 22:55:29

My MIL calls the hatch between the kitchen and dining room a glory hole. I nearly wet myself the first time she said it.

Knifegrinder Thu 09-Mar-17 22:55:36

What an education this thread has been. I discovered a gay public toilet-rating site for my closest city. How nice to know that my local bus station men's toilet has one cubicle with two holes, and attracts 'all sorts, bus drivers, mechanics, chavs, lads bunking off school, older guys'.

GlitterGlue Thu 09-Mar-17 22:55:46

I knew, but I have no idea when or how I knew.

WatchingFromTheWings Thu 09-Mar-17 22:56:04

Just seen @crowdblundering 's post....

Iggi999 Thu 09-Mar-17 22:57:15

Messy cupboards were called glory holes long before the toilet thing reared its head. So to speak.

RiversrunWoodville Thu 09-Mar-17 22:57:21

Message withdrawn at poster's request.

NoCapes Thu 09-Mar-17 22:57:45

Whattttttt?! Doesn't the sex they're having keep them hard?? Why does someone need to wank them off too?

And yes I knew what a glory hole was when I was about 15, where have you been OP?! grin

RiversrunWoodville Thu 09-Mar-17 22:58:03

Oops entirely wrong postblush

UpLighter Thu 09-Mar-17 22:58:54

hmm gaviscon, milk and a glory hole?

Iggi999 Thu 09-Mar-17 22:59:07

Just wondering how long this thread will stay up before MNHQ takes it down for being too lewd!
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