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Fucking clingfilm

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FourForYouGlenCoco Wed 08-Mar-17 22:41:35

Why does it have to be such a bellend?

I'm sure it laughs at me. With its sneery little sneer, sticking to everyfuckingthing except where I want it to.

Fucking hate the stuff.

AYankinSpanx Wed 08-Mar-17 22:44:13

I won't give it the time of day.

It's been years now. Never missed the clingy little shit once.

MusicToMyEars800 Wed 08-Mar-17 22:44:15

you go glen coco grin I love that film grin... I hate cling film too! it never does what I want it to do.

Grenoble124 Wed 08-Mar-17 22:45:22

Tin foil all the way!

Trb17 Wed 08-Mar-17 22:47:11

Clingfilm sucks. Just not to the surface you want it to. Fuck clingfilm angrygrin

Percephone Wed 08-Mar-17 22:47:41

Hate the fucking stuff. It can fuck right off.

elephantoverthehill Wed 08-Mar-17 22:48:13

Use greaseproof paper, so much more Nigel, so retro, or brown paper bags. If it is go in the fridge, a plate or upturned bowl will suffice.

DJBaggySmalls Wed 08-Mar-17 22:48:53

I use it for wrapping items to post. This denies the cling film its real purpose in life and that is just revenge.

Applebite Wed 08-Mar-17 22:50:31

See also sellotape. The smug, sticky little twat.

skankingpiglet Wed 08-Mar-17 23:01:56

I hate it too. I've seen some sort of reusable stretchy universal lids that remove the need for Clingfilm advertised, which I'm hoping will be the answer to all my problems. I just can't remember what the bloody things were called!

Isitjustmeorisiteveryoneelse Wed 08-Mar-17 23:03:51

I've shunned it for years now, gone NC if you will. That'll learn it.

TheSnowFairy Wed 08-Mar-17 23:06:41

This:

www.lakeland.co.uk/7518/Wrapmaster-Foil-and-Cling-Dispenser

Cannot recommend it enough wink

HeadFullofSteam Wed 08-Mar-17 23:10:54

I further hate it by dint of the fact that Nigella calls it "cling".

Imissmy0ldusername Wed 08-Mar-17 23:14:51

Lakeland also do perforated cling film. It has utterly transformed my life. I was first introduced to such clingy wonderfullness when I was wrapping bloody aeroplane food at high speed. Muggle cling film would not have sufficed. When I discovered that Lakeland also made such stuff, I never went back smile

AYankinSpanx Wed 08-Mar-17 23:16:24

I further hate it by dint of the fact that Nigella calls it "cling"

Well, she would, wouldn't she?

That dispenser's nowt more than a Trojan horse, bringing 'cling' back in to where it's not welcome.

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