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To ask why the fuck there's a smurf playing football 'down below' and do I need another glass of wine?

(72 Posts)
JeffreySadsacIsUnwell Mon 06-Mar-17 21:44:29

As above. Or below. Either way, I think more wine is necessary.

SparkleTwinkleGoldGlitter Mon 06-Mar-17 21:45:38

I've just noticed This too. Wtf is it all about?

Heirhelp Mon 06-Mar-17 21:46:25

He appears to be doing exercises! Is he advertising a boot camp or maybe there is a new film.

Trb17 Mon 06-Mar-17 21:46:31

He's doing push-ups on mine and kissing his guns lol. Disturbing.

georgethecat Mon 06-Mar-17 21:46:41

My smurf is doing pressups

cardibach Mon 06-Mar-17 21:48:34

I don't have a smurf. Left out again.

Hassled Mon 06-Mar-17 21:48:57

I thought I saw a Smurf earlier and dismissed it as some sort of sleep-deprivation hallucination. It was just sort of bobbing around.

CocoaLeaves Mon 06-Mar-17 21:49:45

My smurf is playing football and doing somersaults

Trooperslane Mon 06-Mar-17 21:50:13

Aye - I can't see it but there is a new smurf movie which may well be it..

OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow Mon 06-Mar-17 21:50:50

Footballer here too. Annoying little twat.

LittleStripyBee Mon 06-Mar-17 21:50:57

Maybe we're all tripping, I'm worried that I'm trying to work out wtf he's saying. I'm pouring another glass.

toomuchtvandsocialmedia Mon 06-Mar-17 21:52:19

I also have a smurf. He is playing football and somersaulting.

semanwen Mon 06-Mar-17 21:52:36

Is a smurf a euphemism ?

JCleRoux Mon 06-Mar-17 21:53:33

My smurf can't even manage to kick the ball! Maybe he's had some wine... hmm wine

Kazups22 Mon 06-Mar-17 21:54:00

I clicked on it and yep it takes you to a new page promoting the new Smurfs film!

JeffreySadsacIsUnwell Mon 06-Mar-17 21:59:06

Well, I'm relieved I'm not the only one who can see it grin I did think I'd overdone it for a weeknight!!!

Should have guessed it was some kind of new advertising though hmm - suppose I should be grateful 'smurf' doesn't come up as an autolink.

I won't be watching the new film... But I won't say no to some more wine anyway!

Natsku Mon 06-Mar-17 22:00:36

I thought I imagined it - glad to know I didn't. But best to have more wine anyway, I know I shall.

38cody Mon 06-Mar-17 22:00:53

I have no idea????

NoCapes Mon 06-Mar-17 22:01:02

Mines doing press ups and looking rather pleased with himself
He's a bit sexy in a smurfy kind of way - no more wine for meeee!

Muddlewitch Mon 06-Mar-17 22:01:04

I can't see a smurf. Am on the app, feel like I am missing.

I thought this thread was going to be about a complicated personal issue...

UterusUterusGhali Mon 06-Mar-17 22:01:42

I thought, when you said "down below" you meant on your fanjo. And that you were definitely on the sauce.

As you were. confused

Nairsmellsbad Mon 06-Mar-17 22:02:12

I'm pretty sure I don't have a smurf 'down below'. I'd have noticed. Even after a glass of wine.

UterusUterusGhali Mon 06-Mar-17 22:02:16

Oh! I saw him!

Creepy wee bugger.

sum1killthepawpatrollers Mon 06-Mar-17 22:06:15

i cant see a smurf sad

squeak10 Mon 06-Mar-17 22:08:29

Thought I'd hac to much wine as well, now you mention it, mine doing press ups. More wine

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