to haev to take my kids to school

[codswallop]

cnat i haev a long elastic band i can twang back att he end of hte day

[SoupDragon]

Home Ed them.

[codswallop]

no i will haev to like lentils

[lulumama]

spraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay

[DrMarthaMcMoo]

You're over-protective. Cut the elastic band.

[codswallop]

adn haev knitted swimming costumes ( see threads passim)

[SoupDragon]

Someone on the A&C threads can probably knit you some.

[snig]

don't worry about school cbeebies is really educating you know.

[foxtrot]

Make sure to switch to CBBC once they hit 5yrs though.

[Catbabymummy]

Personally I would hire them out as doorstops...

[LieselVentouse]

Why not send them to boarding, then you dont have to pick them up so often

[brimfull]

pmsl

love the idea of a huge elastic band fab!