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Jamie Oliver just said the phrase "wazzy woo woo"

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theclick Sun 26-Feb-17 15:57:02

And it makes me want to punch his face in the TV. Who says that? Who? By the way he was referring to blending. "Gonna stick all that in the blender and give it a quick wazzy woo woo!" shock

Eminybob Sun 26-Feb-17 15:57:33

He's a fucking tit.

ElspethFlashman Sun 26-Feb-17 15:58:07

Ugh. Makes me ill.

Sparklingbrook Sun 26-Feb-17 15:58:22

I can't watch him. He's awful.

justagirl484 Sun 26-Feb-17 15:58:27

(Groans, head in hands) Sometimes I think this country is going to the dogs...

GeillisTheWitch Sun 26-Feb-17 15:58:54

Maybe it's a potential baby name for the next Oliver sprog? Would go nicely with River Rocket and Buddy Bear.

ProudBadMum Sun 26-Feb-17 15:59:02

I read that in his voice.....

ElspethFlashman Sun 26-Feb-17 15:59:58

Imagine his pillow talk.

"Just gonna give it an old bish bosh, yeah?"

Bleeeuuurgh.

Mrsknackered Sun 26-Feb-17 16:00:28

Wish he'd stick Jools in a blender and give her a quick wazzy woo woo.

Sparklingbrook Sun 26-Feb-17 16:00:57

His programme came on the TV today. He was apparently going to show me how to make a pizza in half an hour instead of ringing for a Dominoes. I turned the channel.

MrsTerryPratchett Sun 26-Feb-17 16:04:13

I swear most of this faux-Cockney bullshit is done for the foreign market. They love him here in Canada. Fools.

OnHold Sun 26-Feb-17 16:05:12

He really is a twatty woo woo.

MovingOnUpMovingOnOut Sun 26-Feb-17 16:07:31

I don't mind his twatty phrases. Or his mockney. I don't even mind his slightly-too-big-for-his-mouth tongue... but I do object to the vast quantities of washing up he generates to make relatively simple meals.

gincamelbak Sun 26-Feb-17 16:07:51

I heard that too. My insides clenched so badly I am still in pain. I've been chanting fuckoffjamieoliver in my head for the last 30 minutes. The only reason I haven't changed the channel is because my hatred for JO is slightly less than my.laziness.

PointlessUsername Sun 26-Feb-17 16:09:49

i read that in his voice.....

grin so did i.

Thecatmademedoit Sun 26-Feb-17 16:10:41

onhold Twatty woo woo just made me grin A very apt description of Jamie.

atheistmantis Sun 26-Feb-17 16:12:29

He's a wazzy woo woo wazzock then...or a twat.

SalemSaberhagen Sun 26-Feb-17 16:12:42

Elspeth grin

NeedsAsockamnesty Sun 26-Feb-17 16:12:52

He does say the most ridiculous things but in RL he's a very nice chap

ScarletForYa Sun 26-Feb-17 16:13:26

That's exactly what I'd expect from him. Gobshite that he is.

lovetonamechange Sun 26-Feb-17 16:14:29

His face looks like w pile of dough and I don't get why you'd name your kid something that sounds like a gay porn stage name.

Tomorrowillbeachicken Sun 26-Feb-17 16:15:29

I think the problem is he does keep giving her a wazzy woo woo

SouthernNorthernGirl Sun 26-Feb-17 16:19:33

Ah, I know he says funny things. I really like him and his recipes though. What TV show is this?

justdontevenfuckingstart Sun 26-Feb-17 16:22:22

Give it a quick wazzy wazzy woo wah. Hope that's not what Jules gets.

GwenStaceyRocks Sun 26-Feb-17 16:22:36

I think I'm probably similarly inarticulate after spending time with lots of DCs grin
I like his recipes and I liked his campaigning around school dinners.

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