My feed
Premium

Please
or
to access all these features

AIBU?

Jamie Oliver just said the phrase "wazzy woo woo"

119 replies

theclick · 26/02/2017 15:57

And it makes me want to punch his face in the TV. Who says that? Who? By the way he was referring to blending. "Gonna stick all that in the blender and give it a quick wazzy woo woo!" Shock

OP posts:
Eminybob · 26/02/2017 15:57

He's a fucking tit.

ElspethFlashman · 26/02/2017 15:58

Ugh. Makes me ill.

Sparklingbrook · 26/02/2017 15:58

I can't watch him. He's awful.

justagirl484 · 26/02/2017 15:58

(Groans, head in hands) Sometimes I think this country is going to the dogs...

GeillisTheWitch · 26/02/2017 15:58

Maybe it's a potential baby name for the next Oliver sprog? Would go nicely with River Rocket and Buddy Bear.

ProudBadMum · 26/02/2017 15:59

I read that in his voice.....

ElspethFlashman · 26/02/2017 15:59

Imagine his pillow talk.

"Just gonna give it an old bish bosh, yeah?"

Bleeeuuurgh.

Mrsknackered · 26/02/2017 16:00

Wish he'd stick Jools in a blender and give her a quick wazzy woo woo.

Sparklingbrook · 26/02/2017 16:00

His programme came on the TV today. He was apparently going to show me how to make a pizza in half an hour instead of ringing for a Dominoes. I turned the channel.

MrsTerryPratchett · 26/02/2017 16:04

I swear most of this faux-Cockney bullshit is done for the foreign market. They love him here in Canada. Fools.

OnHold · 26/02/2017 16:05

He really is a twatty woo woo.

MovingOnUpMovingOnOut · 26/02/2017 16:07

I don't mind his twatty phrases. Or his mockney. I don't even mind his slightly-too-big-for-his-mouth tongue... but I do object to the vast quantities of washing up he generates to make relatively simple meals.

gincamelbak · 26/02/2017 16:07

I heard that too. My insides clenched so badly I am still in pain. I've been chanting fuckoffjamieoliver in my head for the last 30 minutes. The only reason I haven't changed the channel is because my hatred for JO is slightly less than my.laziness.

PointlessUsername · 26/02/2017 16:09

i read that in his voice.....

Grin so did i.

Thecatmademedoit · 26/02/2017 16:10

onhold Twatty woo woo just made me Grin A very apt description of Jamie.

atheistmantis · 26/02/2017 16:12

He's a wazzy woo woo wazzock then...or a twat.

SalemSaberhagen · 26/02/2017 16:12

Elspeth Grin

NeedsAsockamnesty · 26/02/2017 16:12

He does say the most ridiculous things but in RL he's a very nice chap

ScarletForYa · 26/02/2017 16:13

That's exactly what I'd expect from him. Gobshite that he is.

lovetonamechange · 26/02/2017 16:14

His face looks like w pile of dough and I don't get why you'd name your kid something that sounds like a gay porn stage name.

Tomorrowillbeachicken · 26/02/2017 16:15

I think the problem is he does keep giving her a wazzy woo woo

SouthernNorthernGirl · 26/02/2017 16:19

Ah, I know he says funny things. I really like him and his recipes though. What TV show is this?

Don’t want to miss threads like this?

Weekly

Sign up to our weekly round up and get all the best threads sent straight to your inbox!

Log in to update your newsletter preferences.

You've subscribed!

justdontevenfuckingstart · 26/02/2017 16:22

Give it a quick wazzy wazzy woo wah. Hope that's not what Jules gets.

GwenStaceyRocks · 26/02/2017 16:22

I think I'm probably similarly inarticulate after spending time with lots of DCs Grin
I like his recipes and I liked his campaigning around school dinners.

TinklyLittleLaugh · 26/02/2017 16:22

Well I like Jamie (and I'm not Jules either).

So you dislike someone because of their speech impediment/accent/turn of phrase. Really?

Please create an account

To comment on this thread you need to create a Mumsnet account.