So I am totally busting for a wee, go to sit down and was ready to my thing, then horrible thought this does not feel right.
I was thinking why the hell is my lady flower feeling plastic?
Some shit in the house had put the lid down,which fucking never happens like ever Thank god the old IBS wasn't wasn't a factor have a 3 second rule to get there pants down and do the deed. Nearly had the river Thames on my bathroom floor, AIBU to go off to find the little fucker
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Phew that was a close one (light hearted)
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seeingdouble2 · 26/02/2017 02:37
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