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to think this is not how sexting works (lighthearted)

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Bleurghghghgh · 26/02/2017 01:18

Been 'talking to' a guy I've known for years by text and tonight things got a bit heated.

He then KILLED the mood with this gem: 'I want your pussy absolutely fucking bald when I come over '

Really?!

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catsarenice · 26/02/2017 01:20

Blushhow romantic!!

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Bleurghghghgh · 26/02/2017 01:23

I know! Talk about moment killer

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AntiHop · 26/02/2017 01:25

That text would be a deal breaker for me. Urgh.

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MrsTerryPratchett · 26/02/2017 01:26

I'd like your nut sack as smooth as two billiard balls in a Ziploc bag. Doesn't work really.

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memyselfandaye · 26/02/2017 01:26

I would have said it already is, the doctor told you to shave the pubes off because of the lice.

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AYankinSpanx · 26/02/2017 01:27

That's just horrible. Really horrible.

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RedastheRose · 26/02/2017 01:29

Tell him he needs to realise he was supposed to be turning you on not off and he'll never know what it's like now cos he's not coming.

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MrsTerryPratchett · 26/02/2017 01:31

Send him this bald pussy. Grin


Then tell him to fuck himself because you won't be.

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DonaldStott · 26/02/2017 01:31

Vom

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NoncommittalToSparkleMotion · 26/02/2017 01:33

He's not coming over now, surely?

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Bleurghghghgh · 26/02/2017 01:35

Thank you, everyone. It is an utter deal breaker

Hang on I'll do screenshots

And mrs you've made my night

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MiddleClassProblem · 26/02/2017 01:35

MrsTerryPratchett Grin brilliant

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Valentine2 · 26/02/2017 01:37

I'd like your nut sack as smooth as two billiard balls in a Ziploc bag

Grin

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sproutsmum · 26/02/2017 01:37

Shameless placemarking , I have to know how this one ends 😳

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HeartsTrumpDiamonds · 26/02/2017 01:38

Killing my self at the bald pussy pic!

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Bleurghghghgh · 26/02/2017 01:38

I think he may be thick

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Bleurghghghgh · 26/02/2017 01:39

If you can't see - message any the end of pic 1 says 'stop being such a dramatic hairy muff'

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Bleurghghghgh · 26/02/2017 01:41

Sorry - forgot to post this from the middle of the conversation

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MiddleClassProblem · 26/02/2017 01:46

Oh well as long as it feels how he wants it to feel...

He needs a blow up doll really

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someonestolemynick · 26/02/2017 01:47
Envy
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MrsTerryPratchett · 26/02/2017 01:49

I feel like my bald pussy just ruined that poor man's night. Sad

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SinisterBumFacedCat · 26/02/2017 01:50

😹

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Sazbird · 26/02/2017 01:51

OMG, can't believe you sent it, nearly wet myself

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Butterymuffin · 26/02/2017 01:51

Probably best to steer clear anyway if it's someone you've known for years. Keep friendship separate from sexting and all that.

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RubbishMantra · 26/02/2017 01:53

God, I thought I'd had a bad day.

But my semi-bald cat can't bring myself to type pussy cheers me up. He's snoring next to me.

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