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to think this is not how sexting works (lighthearted)

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Bleurghghghgh Sun 26-Feb-17 01:18:46

Been 'talking to' a guy I've known for years by text and tonight things got a bit heated.

He then KILLED the mood with this gem: 'I want your pussy absolutely fucking bald when I come over '

Really?!

catsarenice Sun 26-Feb-17 01:20:36

blushhow romantic!!

Bleurghghghgh Sun 26-Feb-17 01:23:29

I know! Talk about moment killer

AntiHop Sun 26-Feb-17 01:25:09

That text would be a deal breaker for me. Urgh.

MrsTerryPratchett Sun 26-Feb-17 01:26:10

I'd like your nut sack as smooth as two billiard balls in a Ziploc bag. Doesn't work really.

memyselfandaye Sun 26-Feb-17 01:26:48

I would have said it already is, the doctor told you to shave the pubes off because of the lice.

AYankinSpanx Sun 26-Feb-17 01:27:55

That's just horrible. Really horrible.

RedastheRose Sun 26-Feb-17 01:29:33

Tell him he needs to realise he was supposed to be turning you on not off and he'll never know what it's like now cos he's not coming.

MrsTerryPratchett Sun 26-Feb-17 01:31:14

Send him this bald pussy. grin

Then tell him to fuck himself because you won't be.

DonaldStott Sun 26-Feb-17 01:31:30

Vom

NoncommittalToSparkleMotion Sun 26-Feb-17 01:33:59

He's not coming over now, surely?

Bleurghghghgh Sun 26-Feb-17 01:35:20

Thank you, everyone. It is an utter deal breaker

Hang on I'll do screenshots

And mrs you've made my night

MiddleClassProblem Sun 26-Feb-17 01:35:56

MrsTerryPratchett grin brilliant

Valentine2 Sun 26-Feb-17 01:37:14

I'd like your nut sack as smooth as two billiard balls in a Ziploc bag

grin

sproutsmum Sun 26-Feb-17 01:37:50

Shameless placemarking , I have to know how this one ends 😳

HeartsTrumpDiamonds Sun 26-Feb-17 01:38:03

Killing my self at the bald pussy pic!

Bleurghghghgh Sun 26-Feb-17 01:38:13

I think he may be thick

Bleurghghghgh Sun 26-Feb-17 01:39:19

If you can't see - message any the end of pic 1 says 'stop being such a dramatic hairy muff'

Bleurghghghgh Sun 26-Feb-17 01:41:14

Sorry - forgot to post this from the middle of the conversation

MiddleClassProblem Sun 26-Feb-17 01:46:08

Oh well as long as it feels how he wants it to feel...

He needs a blow up doll really

someonestolemynick Sun 26-Feb-17 01:47:03

envy <- not envy.

MrsTerryPratchett Sun 26-Feb-17 01:49:55

I feel like my bald pussy just ruined that poor man's night. sad

SinisterBumFacedCat Sun 26-Feb-17 01:50:51

😹

Sazbird Sun 26-Feb-17 01:51:07

OMG, can't believe you sent it, nearly wet myself

Butterymuffin Sun 26-Feb-17 01:51:23

Probably best to steer clear anyway if it's someone you've known for years. Keep friendship separate from sexting and all that.

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