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Silly disgusting thing!

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MotherOfBeagles · 19/02/2017 14:59

So we're on the train home after a lovely weekend in London. I turn to my dh to see what he's up to and he's picking a spot on his chin. Ugh. Yuck.

THEN. THEN!

He eats it!!!!

I've been with this man for 5 years now. Wtf. How did I not know this? Feel like the only justifiable action right now is divorce proceedings? Right?!

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MabelMcP · 19/02/2017 15:49

That's grim...

Can you bring yourself to have sex with him again?

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iklboo · 19/02/2017 15:50

Eating the, you know, gunk or the scab? I mean, both horrible but one worse than the other (to me anyway).

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Wishiwasmoiradingle2017 · 19/02/2017 15:51

Don't ever engage in any oral activities at all. . Ever ever ever...

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CaoNiMa · 19/02/2017 15:51

LTB. There's nothing else for it.

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CigarsofthePharoahs · 19/02/2017 16:02

Eugh. And I'm not a particularly squeamish person.
Eugh.

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MotherOfBeagles · 19/02/2017 16:02

Glad to know I'm not alone! Totally grossed out. And morning sickness with travel sickness was already against me!

TBH I didn't look close enough it could have just been the scab (puke) but it could have you know. Stuff still attached. Excuse me now! Lol he thinks I'm overreacting. How have I just found this out?!

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ShoutOutToMyEx · 19/02/2017 16:04

He is BU for not offering it to you to squeeze first. I'd LTB if my DP didn't present his spots to me immediately upon discovery. Luckily he is well trained.

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Onthecouchagain · 19/02/2017 16:09

That's one of the worst things I've ever read .

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mellowfartfulness · 19/02/2017 16:19

I understand picking but draw the line at eating. Nothing that comes off a person's body should go back in via the mouth. DH eats his bogies - is trying to stop because it properly bothers and upsets me, but sometimes does it without thinking. I would like to be calmer about it but just - urrrrgh.

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SuperFlyHigh · 19/02/2017 16:24

That's really disgusting!

I can understand some people eating bogies from nose but a spot, was it the scab or squeezed?!

It's not LTB terroritory (I know you were joking!) but I'd have a word with him about this and say if he wants to do it again (you can't stop him doing it in private!) then at least do it in private.

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