to think that we need to think of a new way to start threads?

[DesolateWaist]

Case in point:

[MongerTruffle]

How ironic! Starting your thread with "to think that".

You do realise that this is AIBU?
As in..
Am I being unreasonable to think pasta pesto isn't a universal...

I still think it should be "AIBU in thinking that..."

[Eolian]

YABU.... to think that we need a new way to start threads.

Only threads in AIBU start like this, because they follow on from the "Am I being unreasonable..." bit.

[DesolateWaist]

I only mentioned this because everything in my trending started 'to think that'.......
I was trying to be funny....

[AliceInHinterland]

I got ya desolate!

[DesolateWaist]

Thank goodness Alice. I was starting to think that everyone had had a sense of humour bypass.
Perhaps I should have put 'lighthearted' in the thread title.

[Eolian]

Ah ok.

[justdontevenfuckingstart]

Well if you don't like the way other people start their threads maybe you should start your own!

[OnHold]

Err, she just did.

[AliceInUnderpants]

I got it too. Must be an Alice thing

[justdontevenfuckingstart]

OnHold

[AliceInHinterland]

If you want a lighthearted observation to be taken in the spirit in which it was intended, ask an Alice.

[DesolateWaist]

Clearly.

[WorraLiberty]

Alice?

Alice?

Who the fuck is Alice???

[DesolateWaist]

A town called I think.

[EggysMom]

Monger I agree! It's AIBU in thinking that ... or even W it BU to think that ...

[EccentricPickle]

I got you too, OP. Maybe I should name change to Alice.

[ALemonyPea]

Good grief op, you should have put lighthearted in your thread title, and explained what you meant.

I got it btw, surprised others didn't. Gone are the days of tongue in cheek threads

[BertieBotts]

AIBU to think ... annoys me too because of course you aren't being unreasonable to think whatever the fuck you want

[ActuallyThatsSUPREMECommander]

At least it's not the profoundly irritating and illogical "AIBU That my MIL said I was a fat cow?"

At least "AIBU to think that my MIL is an evil witch because she said I was a fat cow" has some basic grammatical integrity - although I grant you it lacks elegance.

[UnbornMortificado]

I like that there was no lighthearted disclaimer.

I remember days when lighthearted was rarely used and MN was all fields etc etc

[DesolateWaist]

Anyway, I thought that Alice lived nextdoor.

[PavlovianLunge]

I don't know about next door, but Alice doesn't live here anymore.

(I also got it, but I'm not an Alice.)