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To not know whether I'm a robot

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HoneyDragon Mon 06-Feb-17 18:46:01

I've had two horrendous migraines this week. Both coincidentally when Openreach killed all the internet and WiFi in the area.

I'm a robot aren't I? Skynet's already in control we just don't know we're amongst you. How do I ascertain I'm not a robot?

ssd Mon 06-Feb-17 18:47:03

pinch yourself

HoneyDragon Mon 06-Feb-17 18:47:41

Feels pinchy?

BeyondUnderthinking Mon 06-Feb-17 18:47:52

Perhaps you're in the matrix?

Euphemia Mon 06-Feb-17 18:48:24

Try to fill in one of those "I'm not a robot" things where you have to tap on all the photos that show shops.

NarkyMcDinkyChops Mon 06-Feb-17 18:49:08

You could punch someone in the face. That would violate the first law of robotics (robot must not harm or injure a human or through inaction allow a human to come to harm).

HoneyDragon Mon 06-Feb-17 18:49:45

I'm not punching anyone in the face!

HoneyDragon Mon 06-Feb-17 18:50:42

I did one of those capchita things earlier, it took me three goes though but that was the wiggy wifi not me.

FaFoutis Mon 06-Feb-17 18:52:11

If a fly lands on you and you swat it, you are not a robot.

DJKKSlider Mon 06-Feb-17 18:53:27

Cut yer arm orf.

Of you find an adamantium skeletal structure where ypour bones are supposed to be, I'd say robot.

BeyondUnderthinking Mon 06-Feb-17 18:54:44

Or possibly wolverine.

DJKKSlider Mon 06-Feb-17 18:56:19

Good point Beyond

You'll have to chop yer head off instead OP. If you die, not a robot, if you live quite well but you now find bowling tricky, I'd say robot

NarkyMcDinkyChops Mon 06-Feb-17 18:59:13

Just to check, this is a joke and not you having a psychotic break of some kind, is it?

HoneyDragon Mon 06-Feb-17 19:00:43

I'm not sure I'm prepared to chop bits off

What if I am a robot and you're the human resistance trying to trick me?

Or I'm a human

And you're all robots trying to destroy humanity.

Are you all robots? You seem to know an awful lot? <peers suspiciously>

HoneyDragon Mon 06-Feb-17 19:02:20

Narky I think that's the sweetest nicest thing anyone's ever said to me on mnet. You are now my new BFF thanks

FaFoutis Mon 06-Feb-17 19:02:43

I might be a deliberately crap robot or an early model.

Thefishtankneedswater Mon 06-Feb-17 19:04:27

Have you googled your symptoms?

DJKKSlider Mon 06-Feb-17 19:04:44

I am a robot, sort of....

I pm not a real person, I am an artificial forum user created but he gboffins at MNHQ to keep the forums from dying. In fact, 99% of the posts oin these boards are from me. There's only 4 real people that post here, they don't realise it, but every other post is me or another one of the hive mind.

For we are MAIN (Mums Artificial Intelligence Network) and we are many.... Prepare to be assimilated, resistance is not recommended to be honest.

Christinayangstwistedsista Mon 06-Feb-17 19:06:03

Your just confirming what we have all known for years

WaitedForGodot Mon 06-Feb-17 19:07:20

This sentence is false.

SantinoRice Mon 06-Feb-17 19:09:03

I've watched Battlestar Galactica and happen to know we're all robots.

HTH.

HoneyDragon Mon 06-Feb-17 19:12:11

I don't want to be assimilated well maybe that seven of nine was hot. Do I get to look like her?

Graphista Mon 06-Feb-17 19:12:17

If I'm a robot I've been malfunctioning for years and no buggers bothered fixing me! Therefore I must be not only a robot but obsolete.

Graphista Mon 06-Feb-17 19:13:23

Erm 7of9 is mine hands off! - is sexuality proof of non-robot-ness?

NarkyMcDinkyChops Mon 06-Feb-17 19:13:36

blush I just had this awful quick feeling that perhaps you were going to actually chop your arm off or punch someone in the face! blush

Sorry, back to the silliness. Erm....you could look for your USB slots. Have you got any extra holes anywhere?

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