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AIBU or does my carrot resemble a penis.

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WildRoses Mon 06-Feb-17 15:31:33

Just that really. Oh and the fact that I'm having trouble cutting it!!!

Thephoneywar Mon 06-Feb-17 15:33:08

Looks like a carrot to me halo

cingolimama Mon 06-Feb-17 15:39:23

Oh God, that is so funny! Thank you OP, for putting a smile on my face.

bloodynosyneighbour Mon 06-Feb-17 15:40:21

What did it look like before you, um, shaved it?

coffeetasteslikeshit Mon 06-Feb-17 15:42:41

YANBU. Hth. wink

cingolimama Mon 06-Feb-17 15:42:45

Wait a minute, on closer inspection .... this is a peeled carrot. So this is actually a sculpture, not a funny shaped vegetable. Fake news!

NancyDonahue Mon 06-Feb-17 15:55:50

I prefer my.. errrr.. carrots a bit girthier.

Ilovecaindingle Mon 06-Feb-17 15:56:50

What sort of men do you know?? confused

xStefx Mon 06-Feb-17 15:58:27


Mari50 Mon 06-Feb-17 16:16:33

It resembles a really small orange penis, but I haven't ever come across any like that in the wild- thank god.

WildRoses Mon 06-Feb-17 16:20:15

Ha ha ha. It just looked like a wrinkly old man's penis before it got peeled so I peeled it and hey presto, it looked young and vibrant again!!!!
CINGO definitely not sculpted. With 6 kids to feed I don't have time to sculpture such a perfect specimen. Dh winced when I chopped the end off!

Awwlookatmybabyspider Mon 06-Feb-17 16:20:22

Well as I've not had a shag for 2 weeks. Everything looks likes a penis to me. At the moment grin.
role on Friday wink

Maverickismywingman Mon 06-Feb-17 16:21:51

Click bait grin

Looks like a carrot to me

Maverickismywingman Mon 06-Feb-17 16:22:11

But made my day tbh

VilootShesCute Mon 06-Feb-17 16:30:35

Pulled this out of the garden last year grin

LEELULUMPKIN Mon 06-Feb-17 16:42:09

Well that's the first time I have ever seen conjoined carrots and I grow them too!

WildRoses Mon 06-Feb-17 16:47:13

I think that may be my problem as well SPIDER. Lol.
VILOOT that's just brilliant! Love it. Has anyone else got anymore pics?

WildRoses Mon 06-Feb-17 16:48:21

Obviously the oranges were just for added effect.

PeterVincentVampireKiller Mon 06-Feb-17 16:57:15

I'd rather a carrot shaped like a penis than a penis shaped like a carrot.

Offler Mon 06-Feb-17 16:58:50

It's exactly the same shape as a thingy!!

PeterVincentVampireKiller Mon 06-Feb-17 17:00:42

Offler I recognise that grin

DameVanillaSugar Mon 06-Feb-17 17:01:05

Do you think Donald Trump's willy looks like this?

Janey50 Mon 06-Feb-17 17:02:26

What Peter said. I'd rather a carrot resemble a penis,than a penis resemble a carrot! grin

WildRoses Mon 06-Feb-17 17:36:32

Ha ha ha Peter. It's orange enough to be Trump's penis!!!!

5OBalesofHay Mon 06-Feb-17 17:41:39

Trump does not have a Willy. I will not have that image in my head.

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