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I'm in love with the shape of you....

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HateSummer Sun 05-Feb-17 19:47:31

"We push and pull like a magnet do"

Like a magnet do? confused

Why not: "I'm in love with the shape of your ARSE,
We push and pull like a magnet does"

It's pissing me off. angry.

multivac Sun 05-Feb-17 19:49:23

Or even 'we push and pull, like magnets do'?

<shakes head sadly>

Mrsglitterfairy Sun 05-Feb-17 19:50:43

Hey hey! I will hear nothing bad said about the ginger god that is mr Sheeran grin

DameDiazepamTheDramaQueen Sun 05-Feb-17 19:51:02

Arse and does isn't any better!

U2HasTheEdge Sun 05-Feb-17 19:51:48

My son plays this song on repeat about 200 times a day. It's driving me up the wall and now I have something else to hate about it.

TheRollingCrone Sun 05-Feb-17 19:53:21

Or "I'm in love with the shape of your arse
This whole fucking songs a farce"

Tut,tut Ed.

AnyFucker Sun 05-Feb-17 19:54:04

That song is shite

"I'm in love with your bawwwwdy"

Mr Sheeran is quickly turning into the guy that wore the Emperor's clothes. A triumph of social meeja over talent. A bit like Adele.

AnyFucker Sun 05-Feb-17 19:54:55

And he needs to stop with the combover

Ginmakesitallok Sun 05-Feb-17 19:54:56

"Now mu bedsheets smell of you", dd1 quick as a flash "why, does she stink?" grin

Eminybob Sun 05-Feb-17 19:56:16

I bloody hate this song it's ridiculously sexist and grammatically incorrect.

I bloody love his other one, castle on the hill though. It makes me nostalgic for my place of birth and is definitely superior. God knows what shape of you is number one. It doesn't even sound like an Ed Sheeran song.

SorrelSoup Sun 05-Feb-17 19:56:52

He knows how to write songs that make money. He's good at what he does and the yoof love him. Shame he's such a fucking arse though. Adele has become a parody of herself.

BillyButtfuck Sun 05-Feb-17 19:57:19

I'm in love with shape of you
We push and pull like a magnet, too.

Is that any better? Can't be any worse.
Love him and most of his music but that line is not good.

And the mmmm-mmm-hmm bits remind me of Matthew Mcconaughey in The Wolf of Wall Street.

Jengnr Sun 05-Feb-17 19:58:20

I don't know the song and can't bear Ed Sheeran but, I'm sorry OP, 'does' does not rhyme with 'arse'

ThursdayLastWeek Sun 05-Feb-17 19:59:11

I wasn't even able interpret that line, before I turned the radio off because the bit I understood made me want to vom.

teaforbreakfast Sun 05-Feb-17 20:00:16

"I'm in love with the smell of poo" grin

So sing my tutor group.

I'm just relieved ed is singing like a twenty something man for once and not like he's well into his seventies.

DorkusDelonghi Sun 05-Feb-17 20:01:14

I'm in love with shape of you
We push and pull like a magnet, Lou.

I'm in love with shape of you
We push and pull like a magnet. Poo.

I'm so fucking sick of this song.

SorrelSoup Sun 05-Feb-17 20:02:12

And the mmmm-mmm-hmm bits remind me of Matthew Mcconaughey in The Wolf of Wall Street

They were on Graham Norton together the other week and I thought just that!!!! grin

LivinOnAChair Sun 05-Feb-17 20:03:15

Haha DP (very maturely!) sings 'and now my bed sheets smell of poo' grin I can't hear anything else when I hear the song now, cracks me up!

supermoon100 Sun 05-Feb-17 20:08:16

I think it's a gorgeous song. One could always turn off the radio if one doesn't like?

Jellymuffin Sun 05-Feb-17 20:11:02

He wrote it for Rihanna and decided he liked it and kept it himself. Makes the song make more sense!

teaforbreakfast Sun 05-Feb-17 20:11:39

People are always doing that for Rihanna.

Sia did the same with 'chandelier' by all accounts.

Jellymuffin Sun 05-Feb-17 20:12:15

She should write her own songs then!

JoyceDivision Sun 05-Feb-17 20:12:58

Maybe even Rihanna, fellow producer of crap, realised it was rubbish and gave him it back grin

Jellymuffin Sun 05-Feb-17 20:14:22

Yeah, I suppose she'd have HATED to have a song that's number one!

Awwlookatmybabyspider Sun 05-Feb-17 20:15:09

Good song. It doesn't suit End Sheeran, though.

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