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Gizmo79 Thu 02-Feb-17 12:13:34

Completely don't know where to post this, and completely outing but am very chuffed that early hours of Tuesday morning I self delivered my baby on the bathroom floor after an extremely quick labour. Paramedics turned up about 5 mins later but job done at that point. First thing I noticed was that he had a penis - so that was wrong as well!!! Told 95% girl - don't think so!!

Just wanted to feel proud of myself - sorry to bore you all!

MumBod Thu 02-Feb-17 12:14:40

Wow! Well done and congratulations!

Show off as much as you want!


Ilovecaindingle Thu 02-Feb-17 12:15:22

Oo not boring at all!! Congratulations 🎊 and I would be ringing a magazine with your story!!
I had a ds after being told a dd too!! Boggles the mind when you see the penis!!

OllyBJolly Thu 02-Feb-17 12:15:29

Wow! Congratulations and very well done!

Eolian Thu 02-Feb-17 12:16:51

OMG. You are absolutely allowed to show off. Congratulations and well done. I can't imagine coping with that in a million years!

BeansMcCready Thu 02-Feb-17 12:18:03

That's awesome!

Catsick36 Thu 02-Feb-17 12:20:14

Wow bragging rights are all yours!!!! Go awesome mamma bear

Ifailed Thu 02-Feb-17 12:20:15

That's not showing off, it's flipping marvellous! Hope you both are doing fine.

TooSmittle Thu 02-Feb-17 12:20:31

Blimey, very well done! Big congratulations on your new arrival flowers

Would it be very nosy to ask you to tell more of the story? I want to hear how it came to happen! My last labour I was squawking for the "good drugs" as soon as it all kicked off, my neighbours would have thought I was being murdered if I'd done it at home grin

Catsick36 Thu 02-Feb-17 12:20:41

And congratulations as well

gabsdot Thu 02-Feb-17 12:23:10

You are woman. Hear you roar.
Congratulations on the safe arrival of your son. We'll done.

Lespritdelsietanner Thu 02-Feb-17 12:24:32

Awesome work! Congratulations to you.

MusterTheRohirim Thu 02-Feb-17 12:25:14

Bloody hell! Not many people can say that, congratulations on your new arrival.

Floggingmolly Thu 02-Feb-17 12:25:46

Congratulations! 🍼

MycatsaPirate Thu 02-Feb-17 12:27:07

Wow!! Well done, hope you and ds are both well.

I think that's amazing. I had every drug going grin

DontBuyANewMumCashmere Thu 02-Feb-17 12:27:08

Massive congratulations, that is something!

sonyaya Thu 02-Feb-17 12:29:20

Amazing! Congrats

AshesandDust Thu 02-Feb-17 12:30:19

I'm in awe, congratulations!
A mental picture of a proud emotional mum and brand new slippery baby
sitting on a black and white tiled bathroom floor played in my head as I
read you story and now I can hardly see - someone nearby must be peeling onions. flowers

KayTee87 Thu 02-Feb-17 12:31:14

God you're amazing!! Well done and congratulations.

Yes please tell us the full story if you don't mind?

VeryBitchyRestingFace Thu 02-Feb-17 12:36:25

Fantastic news - well done you! flowers


ALemonyPea Thu 02-Feb-17 12:37:06

Wow, congratulations on your double surprise. You're not bragging at all, you should be proud of yourself.

WeddingsAreStressful Thu 02-Feb-17 12:37:28

Well done! That is amazing!!!

DesolateWaist Thu 02-Feb-17 12:39:21

Self delivered? Do you mean you were alone?
Dear god woman. You deserve a medal.

DoItTooJulia Thu 02-Feb-17 12:39:35

What a woman! Congratulations, I think you can show off to your hearts content!

Any chance of a squishy newborn photo?


Dagnabit Thu 02-Feb-17 12:41:49

Bragging rights well earned! He was keen, wasn't he?! Congratulations flowers

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