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To think this is the most bizarre job ad ever?

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DontTouchTheMoustache Tue 31-Jan-17 15:32:31

I just needed to post this to check my sanity because I read it and felt drunk (I didn't read the whole thing, just the overview and bits in bold, then I needed a lie down).

DontTouchTheMoustache Tue 31-Jan-17 15:32:55

Urgh sorry I don't know how to do links

PurpleDaisies Tue 31-Jan-17 15:35:03

That's bizarre, as is their totally random use of capitals through their advert.

PurpleDaisies Tue 31-Jan-17 15:35:29

BillSykesDog Tue 31-Jan-17 15:36:50

'Hipster cunts seek similar wanker'

DontTouchTheMoustache Tue 31-Jan-17 15:37:39

Thanks purple, it was "The collected, cool and unsentimental intellect of Mr Spock." That was the last straw for me

CryingShame Tue 31-Jan-17 15:37:48

I'm afraid that, for me, a job advert is one where the work will be paid. a 12-month unpaid internship is not a job. There's a lot of responsibility there for free as well.

DontTouchTheMoustache Tue 31-Jan-17 15:38:10

billsykes grin

Floggingmolly Tue 31-Jan-17 15:38:17

Imagine working for that gobshite?! A modern day Walter Mitty...

DontTouchTheMoustache Tue 31-Jan-17 15:39:49

Agree crying I don't think unpaid internships should be allowed. It seems crazy that we have strict laws about minimum wage but this is allowed.

Patriciathestripper1 Tue 31-Jan-17 15:42:13

😂based in Halifax 😂
Thought it was going to be on New York!

Artisana Tue 31-Jan-17 15:42:42

I'm afraid that, for me, a job advert is one where the work will be paid. a 12-month unpaid internship is not a job. There's a lot of responsibility there for free as well.

This. A thousand times, this.

DontTouchTheMoustache Tue 31-Jan-17 15:43:57

London, New York, ....Erm...Halifax....

karalime Tue 31-Jan-17 15:44:09

Lmao at 'Girl with the Dragon Tattoo persona'. They have not thought that through.

I'm tempted to update my CV and apply.

Skills: Tying up CEO, forcing and dildo up their arse whilst tattooing 'I am a rapist' on their chest.

CouldHaveNotCouldOf Tue 31-Jan-17 15:46:36

Love the ending 'tattoos not required' grin

toomanycatsonthebed Tue 31-Jan-17 15:48:50

It'll still be making the tea and doing the post....

coffeetasteslikeshit Tue 31-Jan-17 15:51:41

Storm-7 Consulting Limited (London, New York, Halifax)


coffeetasteslikeshit Tue 31-Jan-17 15:52:03

Oops x-post!

ImperialBlether Tue 31-Jan-17 15:57:03

A fast paced individual who breathes pressure as if it is oxygen.

It would be so lovely to work with this person.

MycatsaPirate Tue 31-Jan-17 15:58:55

Even if that was a paid job, the advert would put me off applying.

I can just imagine the manager (or Head of Wankers) shouting out inspirational bollocks to his 'team of wankers' and holding regular wanky weekends of team building.

Sounds horrific.

ImperialBlether Tue 31-Jan-17 15:59:39

So basically the company isn't bringing in enough money to pay them?

DontTouchTheMoustache Tue 31-Jan-17 16:00:05

karalime please, please do that

Pandsbear Tue 31-Jan-17 16:06:39

Well after seeing all their marvellous client/working partners I would think they could (and should) afford to actually PAY someone for this role.

BillSykesDog Tue 31-Jan-17 16:07:00

If you breathed pressure like it was oxygen, wouldn't your lungs collapse and come out of your mouth like space?

Beats showing people your holiday snaps I s'pose.

KungFuEric Tue 31-Jan-17 16:07:21

It's clearly a spoof ad, obviously?

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