To think this is the most bizarre job ad ever?

[DontTouchTheMoustache]

I just needed to post this to check my sanity because I read it and felt drunk (I didn't read the whole thing, just the overview and bits in bold, then I needed a lie down).

www.indeed.co.uk/viewjob?from=appsharedroid&jk=2fdd517f8542b8fb

[DontTouchTheMoustache]

Urgh sorry I don't know how to do links

[PurpleDaisies]

That's bizarre, as is their totally random use of capitals through their advert.

[PurpleDaisies]

www.indeed.co.uk/viewjob?from=appsharedroid&jk=2fdd517f8542b8fb

[BillSykesDog]

'Hipster cunts seek similar wanker'

[DontTouchTheMoustache]

Thanks purple, it was "The collected, cool and unsentimental intellect of Mr Spock." That was the last straw for me

[CryingShame]

I'm afraid that, for me, a job advert is one where the work will be paid. a 12-month unpaid internship is not a job. There's a lot of responsibility there for free as well.

[DontTouchTheMoustache]

billsykes

[Floggingmolly]

Imagine working for that gobshite?! A modern day Walter Mitty...

[DontTouchTheMoustache]

Agree crying I don't think unpaid internships should be allowed. It seems crazy that we have strict laws about minimum wage but this is allowed.

[Patriciathestripper1]

😂based in Halifax 😂
Thought it was going to be on New York!

[Artisana]

I'm afraid that, for me, a job advert is one where the work will be paid. a 12-month unpaid internship is not a job. There's a lot of responsibility there for free as well.

This. A thousand times, this.

[DontTouchTheMoustache]

London, New York, ....Erm...Halifax....

[karalime]

Lmao at 'Girl with the Dragon Tattoo persona'. They have not thought that through.

I'm tempted to update my CV and apply.

Skills: Tying up CEO, forcing and dildo up their arse whilst tattooing 'I am a rapist' on their chest.

[CouldHaveNotCouldOf]

Love the ending 'tattoos not required'

[toomanycatsonthebed]

It'll still be making the tea and doing the post....

[coffeetasteslikeshit]

Storm-7 Consulting Limited (London, New York, Halifax)

Hahahahahaha!

[coffeetasteslikeshit]

Oops x-post!

[ImperialBlether]

A fast paced individual who breathes pressure as if it is oxygen.

It would be so lovely to work with this person.

[MycatsaPirate]

Even if that was a paid job, the advert would put me off applying.

I can just imagine the manager (or Head of Wankers) shouting out inspirational bollocks to his 'team of wankers' and holding regular wanky weekends of team building.

Sounds horrific.

[ImperialBlether]

So basically the company isn't bringing in enough money to pay them?

[DontTouchTheMoustache]

karalime please, please do that

[Pandsbear]

Well after seeing all their marvellous client/working partners I would think they could (and should) afford to actually PAY someone for this role.

[BillSykesDog]

If you breathed pressure like it was oxygen, wouldn't your lungs collapse and come out of your mouth like space?

Beats showing people your holiday snaps I s'pose.

[KungFuEric]

It's clearly a spoof ad, obviously?

[scaryclown]

do they mean hacker who uses access to finacial records to take down fascist rapists?