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I'm feeling a bit sad and terribly nostalgic .... anyone up for a bunfight about trolls, spoof threads being not fun but bad, the po, bitchplopping and general MUMSNET HAS GORN TO THE DOGS.

(214 Posts)
HoneyDragon Tue 31-Jan-17 13:43:40

It's pretty much fucked here in general a bit so I figured we could just make up some stupid petty vendettas and have a good old fashioned bunfight?

Laineylou Tue 31-Jan-17 13:45:04

Really - you sound like one of those MN Royalty types.

ThumbWitchesAbroad Tue 31-Jan-17 13:46:13

Wotcher Honey - can't imagine how I guessed this thread would be yours! grin

What shall we fight about? Smurfs? wink

ThumbWitchesAbroad Tue 31-Jan-17 13:47:02

Or spiders? Or maybe alternative uses of Immac...

QueenMortificado Tue 31-Jan-17 13:47:32

There are about 90% boring threads on here at the moment

I keep opening threads then closing and hiding them because it's so dull

Am I imaginative enough to start a fun thread? No. But will I moan about it? Yes.

MrsEvadneCake Tue 31-Jan-17 13:48:12

Toilet brushes? People who have them are rank?

HoneyDragon Tue 31-Jan-17 13:48:37

The world would be a better place with more smurfs in it.

No. You only get to be Royalty if you wonder around going, I was here when this was all fields. I reckon I only turned up when the bulldozers did.

HoneyDragon Tue 31-Jan-17 13:49:57

Thumb.

Fuck off grin I'm a much more competent, adulting person now. oh yes.

HoneyDragon Tue 31-Jan-17 13:50:28

Queen flash your tits on them.

ThumbWitchesAbroad Tue 31-Jan-17 13:50:43

People who DON'T have toilet brushes probably have rank toilets. So ner.

Bulldozers, eh? I reckon I came in when they were digging the footings then.

MrsEvadneCake Tue 31-Jan-17 13:50:45

I moved in with builders.

ThumbWitchesAbroad Tue 31-Jan-17 13:51:00

Ha! Xposted. Are not.

Soubriquet Tue 31-Jan-17 13:51:27

God Honey you're so entitled now days!

Why can't you think of anyone but yourself

Hmph

<flounce>

ArmySal Tue 31-Jan-17 13:51:53

I've always had a toilet brush, never understood the shit they get.

HoneyDragon Tue 31-Jan-17 13:52:02

Of course the picture facility means we could literally streak through threads now.

Slightly scarier than <runs through thread naked>

<runs around thread naked anyway>

<trips over boobs>

MrsEvadneCake Tue 31-Jan-17 13:52:09

It's the shit they get that's the problem...

HoneyDragon Tue 31-Jan-17 13:52:50

<does quiet countdown till Soub comes back>

HoneyDragon Tue 31-Jan-17 13:53:17

Armysal grin

elQuintoConyo Tue 31-Jan-17 13:53:47

( .Y. )

Discuss.

HoneyDragon Tue 31-Jan-17 13:54:22

Mine are more (.)(.)

ThumbWitchesAbroad Tue 31-Jan-17 13:54:31

Yes but that's what the bleach is for, to get rid of the shit! Trouble is, bleach won't shift it off the pan by itself, not always.

liz70 Tue 31-Jan-17 13:54:46

I hear you, OP. I reckon HQ might as well change the site's name to Trumpsnet, or Transnet these days.

HoneyDragon Tue 31-Jan-17 13:55:21

I've noticed "Discuss" is in a lot more ops now.

It was better in the olden days when we shoot offenders. Or at least tell them to fuck off.

Soubriquet Tue 31-Jan-17 13:56:14

I can't stay away...

The dc are watching umizoomi and I really hate it

ThumbWitchesAbroad Tue 31-Jan-17 13:56:31

I was thinking more "Trollsnet", liz

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