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To really, really want to shout PENIS really bloody loudly

(22 Posts)
ccetsw Mon 30-Jan-17 15:15:33

no idea why shock

ArmySal Mon 30-Jan-17 15:17:01

Where are you? confused

ccetsw Mon 30-Jan-17 15:22:24

Home alone, but feel the need to go out the front door and shout it sad

ArmySal Mon 30-Jan-17 15:23:36

Just shout it inside to yourself.

ccetsw Mon 30-Jan-17 15:24:57

Does this make me wierd?

roseshippy Mon 30-Jan-17 15:25:42


ccetsw Mon 30-Jan-17 15:32:03

hehe cock hehe

i have

lost it

BreakfastAtSquiffanys Mon 30-Jan-17 15:33:08

As long as you're not at a funeral...

faceremovinghaircream Mon 30-Jan-17 15:54:37

I had a friend that actually used to do this in a really deep bellowing voice. Think busy shopping centres, supermarkets etc.. PEEEEENNIIIIIISSS! Sometimes hilarious, sometimes not so much. He also found it funny to fart in packed lifts too. We're not talking early teens or younger, like mid twenties. So embarrassing.

bilzero Mon 30-Jan-17 16:48:55

Reminds me of Dick and Dom playing 'Boggies'.

I often have strange, irrational impulses too OP.

PinkFluffiUnicorn Mon 30-Jan-17 16:52:47

I do shout boggies every now and then in crowded areas, I also like to wave at people I don't know when I'm passing them in the car.

lubeybooby Mon 30-Jan-17 16:56:01


longdiling Mon 30-Jan-17 16:59:42

Are you my 6 year old?

AristotlesTrousers Mon 30-Jan-17 17:10:31

Do it, OP. At least you're by yourself - unlike me, who suddenly got the urge to shout 'SpongeBob Squarepants' at the top of my voice whilst on a packed open-topped bus tour of Barcelona. blush

At least DP thought it was hilarious. grin

WinkyisbackontheButterBeer Mon 30-Jan-17 17:22:32

We regularly play bogies. Especially fun in the local art gallery. My friends 11 year old now refuses to walk with us. blush

ccetsw Tue 31-Jan-17 09:54:00

I do like that artwork lubey

I just shouted PENIS very loudly in my house, then did it a few more times...... I'm avoiding the neighbours for a bit

BitOutOfPractice Tue 31-Jan-17 10:09:30

AristotlesTrousers I have genuinely laughed heartily at that. I wish I'd been there.

BitOutOfPractice Tue 31-Jan-17 10:10:05

And I've just read it again and guffawed again. Really tickled ms that has

Ilovecaindingle Tue 31-Jan-17 10:12:53

Are you married? Likely your neighbour will be taking your dh aside and telling him you have had a man in today and have been ranting about his penis. .

Pipachi Tue 31-Jan-17 10:48:57

Check this:

ccetsw Tue 31-Jan-17 16:19:51

Hmmm interesting... I can control it though. Sometimes I just send it in a text to DP, vagina is another favourite

ItsSoUnfairSoItIs Tue 31-Jan-17 16:21:43

Knock yourself out! (As in its fine by me!)

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