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To not understand Russell Brand's success with women

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LunaLoveg00d Fri 27-Jan-17 19:19:51

He's on the One Show talking nineteen to the dozen about nothing in particular and looking like he needs a good wash.

What on earth do women like Katy Perry and Jemima Khan see in him? Just don't get the appeal AT ALL

ArmySal Fri 27-Jan-17 19:24:35

I think he's odious.

LiviaDrusillaAugusta Fri 27-Jan-17 19:25:37

He's an unfunny twat who isn't as clever as he thinks he is!

GoesDownLikeACupOfColdSick Fri 27-Jan-17 19:26:23

He's a dick but he has a gorgeous face underneath all the hair and grime!

needsahalo Fri 27-Jan-17 19:26:28

He's clever and funny (assuming you like his humour) and there is a sparkle in his eye. I like his ability to shift from the inane to more serious in a second and his ability to see the bigger picture, from all angles is impressive. I don't find him attractive at all but can see the attraction, if that makes sense.

ILostItInTheEarlyNineties Fri 27-Jan-17 19:27:23

I would. wink

Silverthorn Fri 27-Jan-17 19:27:32

I think they might be emotionally damaged? He is a bit of an idiot imo. Oh and yes, he needs a good wash.
I imagine he could launch a relentless charm hmm offensive until they forget how annoying he is?

reikizen Fri 27-Jan-17 19:27:38

He is nowhere near as clever or insightful as he thinks he is. And he dOes need a good wash, the mockney twat.

HolisticAssassin Fri 27-Jan-17 19:28:21

Is he not now a respectable partner to Kirsty Gallagher's dsis and a loving father to a two month old?

SheSparkles Fri 27-Jan-17 19:32:32

I always think if you spent any time in his company you'd come away feeling you need a good scrub with a wire brush and dettol

GuinefortGrey Fri 27-Jan-17 19:35:58

Armysal I totally agree with your choice of the word "odious". Describes him perfectly!

AnitaPallenbergsKnees Fri 27-Jan-17 19:36:46

I think there are lot more odious men out there than Russell Brand, I think he has a certain something.

SmileEachDay Fri 27-Jan-17 19:37:42

I'm with Ilostit. Although I'm going first.

Maybe it's an age thing because I probs lost it in the early 90s too grin

KatherinaMinola Fri 27-Jan-17 19:37:58

He's physically repellent. Not to mention the behaviour (prank calls to Rape Crisis, forcing that wardrobe girl to strip, etc etc).

But then Charles Saatchi still manages to pull, doesn't he? I guess money has something to do with it.

LiviaDrusillaAugusta Fri 27-Jan-17 19:38:42

He thinks he's an intellectual but if he got any further up his own ass he would never get out

LunaLoveg00d Fri 27-Jan-17 19:40:07

He's not physically repellent in the way someone like Donald Trump is physically repellent, but he's got a very weasly face, stringy hair and doesn't appear to have changed his clothes or had a shower since about 2002.

ILikeyourHairyHands Fri 27-Jan-17 19:40:34

He's repulsive.

I imagine he's pretty filty though. Which ain't a bad thing.

But no.

ILikeyourHairyHands Fri 27-Jan-17 19:40:57

Filthy obvs.

SmileEachDay Fri 27-Jan-17 19:41:10

Woah...what rape crisis prank? What wardrobe girl?

<back peddles>

ILostItInTheEarlyNineties Fri 27-Jan-17 19:41:41

grin at smile. I think he lost it in the 90's too so maybe we get his absurd dark sense of humour. wink

alltouchedout Fri 27-Jan-17 19:43:09

I'd shag him, I bet he's as kinky as fuck.

FeliciaJollygoodfellow Fri 27-Jan-17 19:43:46

He makes me clench my fists and my fanny. I hate him. Like, total, all out hatred. I find him unattractive to look at and his confidence, backed up by nothing (it would seem) makes him seem like an A level student waxing lyrical about the ways of the world. Proper mansplainer.


ILostItInTheEarlyNineties Fri 27-Jan-17 19:43:55

He did prank calls on a radio show I think with Chris Evans or something? He was possibly on drugs at the time.

Shockers Fri 27-Jan-17 19:43:57

I find his stringyness quite alluring. I probably would (but might have to stuff my socks in his gob first).

surferjet Fri 27-Jan-17 19:44:06

He's very attractive & charismatic - & rich & famous.
Probably why he's fighting women off.

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