Bullet in my package??!!

[bambisims]

So...AIBU to think someone has put THEIR bullet in with my dress package from ASOS??!! Anyone else ever had this? I was trying on my new dress (which I love!) to find a mysterious object on my bed couldn't work out what is was as funny shape and then (which much fiddling and seeing batteries) I figured out its a bullet type vibrator!!! at first I thought maybe it was a weird promo gift but on googling doesn't look likely! Yuck!!!

[Maudlinmaud]

WTF?

[Burntbum]

[FuckOffDailyMailQuitQuotingMN]

What? Are you sure?

[tooclosetocall]

Used?
Yuck 🤢

[Maudlinmaud]

Have you emailed ASOS?.
I think that's where you should start op.

[bambisims]

Well I don't know if it's used!!! But defo a bullet! And not in a box 😵😵😵

[TheSnowFairy]

I thought you were going to say a Nutribullet

[Snifftest]

Pictures or it didn't happen

[Whatslovegottodo]

That is seriously weird! Would certainly be taking that up with the company.

[bambisims]

What do I say in the email though, did you mean to send me a bullet?! 😅 I figured chuck in the bin and move on...wasn't in with the packaging of dress but in main bag I think (hope!!) as I love the dress and now sold out so won't be sending back!!

[PotteringAlong]

I thought you meant actual ammunition

[bambisims]

Bullet

[Maudlinmaud]

Say you are confused and distressed. I certainly wouldn't make light of it.

[bambisims]

Pottering

[RiversrunWoodville]

I'm from (and still live in) Northern Ireland so that title had a whole different meaning for me!

[bambisims]

Maud I think it's funny...should I be distressed??! It's gross yes!

[Maudlinmaud]

Same River

[RiversrunWoodville]

Argh posted before the

[bambisims]

Sorry rivers on second thoughts should have but vibrator!!

[TobleroneBoo]

Has it actually vibrated?

If not, it could be something like a system scanner?

[bambisims]

Nope it's a bullet, it has all types of vibration settings!! I've FB asos!

[OhHolyFuck]

Yep that's a vibrater....

[TeachingPostQuery]

Me too River

[CreepyPasta]

ASOS stock Ann Summers lingerie now so maybe they're selling the toys too? Freebie

[bambisims]

I've emailed and FB messaged I wonder what they'll reply??!! And ew if it's from Ann summers it must be used how could it have magically ended up there!!