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Bullet in my package??!!

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bambisims Fri 27-Jan-17 18:03:05

So...AIBU to think someone has put THEIR bullet in with my dress package from ASOS??!! Anyone else ever had this? I was trying on my new dress (which I love!) to find a mysterious object on my bed couldn't work out what is was as funny shape and then (which much fiddling and seeing batteries) I figured out its a bullet type vibrator!!! confused at first I thought maybe it was a weird promo gift but on googling doesn't look likely! Yuck!!!

Maudlinmaud Fri 27-Jan-17 18:04:28

WTF? shock

Burntbum Fri 27-Jan-17 18:04:28


FuckOffDailyMailQuitQuotingMN Fri 27-Jan-17 18:05:13

What? Are you sure?

tooclosetocall Fri 27-Jan-17 18:06:32

Yuck 🤢

Maudlinmaud Fri 27-Jan-17 18:07:58

Have you emailed ASOS?.
I think that's where you should start op.

bambisims Fri 27-Jan-17 18:08:17

Well I don't know if it's used!!! But defo a bullet! And not in a box 😵😵😵

TheSnowFairy Fri 27-Jan-17 18:08:50

I thought you were going to say a Nutribullet <innocent emoticon> halo

Snifftest Fri 27-Jan-17 18:08:58

Pictures or it didn't happen

Whatslovegottodo Fri 27-Jan-17 18:09:07

That is seriously weird! Would certainly be taking that up with the company.

bambisims Fri 27-Jan-17 18:09:32

What do I say in the email though, did you mean to send me a bullet?! 😅 I figured chuck in the bin and move on...wasn't in with the packaging of dress but in main bag I think (hope!!) as I love the dress and now sold out so won't be sending back!!

PotteringAlong Fri 27-Jan-17 18:09:47

I thought you meant actual ammunition grin

bambisims Fri 27-Jan-17 18:11:13

Bullet envyenvy

Maudlinmaud Fri 27-Jan-17 18:12:10

Say you are confused and distressed. I certainly wouldn't make light of it.

bambisims Fri 27-Jan-17 18:12:20

Pottering grin

RiversrunWoodville Fri 27-Jan-17 18:12:41

I'm from (and still live in) Northern Ireland so that title had a whole different meaning for me!

bambisims Fri 27-Jan-17 18:13:12

Maud I think it's funny...should I be distressed??! It's gross yes!

Maudlinmaud Fri 27-Jan-17 18:13:13

Same River

RiversrunWoodville Fri 27-Jan-17 18:13:36

Argh posted before the grin

bambisims Fri 27-Jan-17 18:13:53

Sorry rivers on second thoughts should have but vibrator!!

TobleroneBoo Fri 27-Jan-17 18:17:00

Has it actually vibrated?

If not, it could be something like a system scanner?

<clutches at straws>

bambisims Fri 27-Jan-17 18:19:20

Nope it's a bullet, it has all types of vibration settings!! I've FB asos!

OhHolyFuck Fri 27-Jan-17 18:22:40

Yep that's a vibrater....

TeachingPostQuery Fri 27-Jan-17 18:25:29

Me too River grin

CreepyPasta Fri 27-Jan-17 18:27:31

ASOS stock Ann Summers lingerie now so maybe they're selling the toys too? Freebie grin

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