To think people should keep their sexual exploits to themselves?

[sweetheart]

Just bumped into a colleague at work during lunch. I asked her if she was doing anything nice this evening to which she replied "oh yes, dh is away so I'm treating myself" and then waved a cucumber at me.

I'm never going to be able to look at her the same again - did she really need to share that info with me

[ImperialBlether]

[SantasBigHelper]

Maybe she's treating herself to a face mask?

[SirMixALot]

[JuanPotatoTwo]

What's wrong with having cucumber sandwiches for tea?

[wildthingsinthenight]

Brilliant!! This has made me laugh out loud! And the first one. Thank you xxx

[Thatnastywoman]

She's ducking out of her responsibilities tonight!

[RoseGoldHippie]

Never come to my work! That is very tame.,.. she was only joking I'm sure!

[amusedbush]

It's obviously to make cucumber water. Very cleansing

[PopeMortificado]

Yeah course you have.

www.mumsnet.com/Talk/_chat/2838361-Ive-just-completely-embarrassed-myself?pg=1

AIBU to conclude people starting shadow threads like this think they are being very clever and amusing but they really, really aren't.

[Ineedwineplease]

I've just read the other post this sounds a bit like a troll....

[mikeyssister]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[sweetheart]

OMG that is the first time in about 10 years of using mumsnet I've been called a troll

Of course it's a joke!

[LoftDweller]

You bitch

[Cherryskypie]

Ignore the po faced fuckers

[TeenAndTween]

[Mynestisfullofempty]

Ineedwineplease Don't be so ridiculous! It's clearly a joke.

[Ineedwineplease]

Sorry sweetheart I'm not very good at telling if its sarcasm or lighthearted through the Internet ... You have had me repeatedly refreshing the page to see if this is for real and if you really are the other posters colleague though!

[Ilovetorrentialrain]

Oh good! Glad you didn't share my embarrassing story I the other thread. Thought it was real! Funny.

[Fallonjamie]

[OhJustPassTheCake]

Brilliant!

[sweetheart]

LoftDweller - come on, it had to be done - it's so bloody hilarious!!!!

[DJBaggySmalls]

Better take her some prosecco to apologise...

[LizB62A]

It's ok - I think the general consensus was that she needs to resign !!

[RiversrunWoodville]

Brilliant

[TheCustomaryMethod]

Just a thought, but might she be having crispy duck for dinner