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To think people should keep their sexual exploits to themselves?

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sweetheart Thu 26-Jan-17 15:19:43

Just bumped into a colleague at work during lunch. I asked her if she was doing anything nice this evening to which she replied "oh yes, dh is away so I'm treating myself" and then waved a cucumber at me.

I'm never going to be able to look at her the same again - did she really need to share that info with me blush

ImperialBlether Thu 26-Jan-17 15:22:27

grin

SantasBigHelper Thu 26-Jan-17 15:23:47

Maybe she's treating herself to a face mask?

SirMixALot Thu 26-Jan-17 15:24:11

grin

JuanPotatoTwo Thu 26-Jan-17 15:24:19

What's wrong with having cucumber sandwiches for tea?

wildthingsinthenight Thu 26-Jan-17 15:24:50

Brilliant!! This has made me laugh out loud! And the first one. Thank you grin xxx

Thatnastywoman Thu 26-Jan-17 15:25:04

grin She's ducking out of her responsibilities tonight!

RoseGoldHippie Thu 26-Jan-17 15:29:43

Never come to my work! That is very tame.,.. she was only joking I'm sure!

amusedbush Thu 26-Jan-17 15:32:41

It's obviously to make cucumber water. Very cleansing grin

PopeMortificado Thu 26-Jan-17 15:34:20

Yeah course you have.

www.mumsnet.com/Talk/_chat/2838361-Ive-just-completely-embarrassed-myself?pg=1

AIBU to conclude people starting shadow threads like this think they are being very clever and amusing but they really, really aren't.

Ineedwineplease Thu 26-Jan-17 15:38:30

I've just read the other post this sounds a bit like a troll....

mikeyssister Thu 26-Jan-17 15:39:04

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

sweetheart Thu 26-Jan-17 15:44:48

OMG that is the first time in about 10 years of using mumsnet I've been called a troll grin

Of course it's a joke!

LoftDweller Thu 26-Jan-17 15:46:27

You bitch gringringrin

Cherryskypie Thu 26-Jan-17 15:46:49

grin

Ignore the po faced fuckers

TeenAndTween Thu 26-Jan-17 15:49:57

grin

Mynestisfullofempty Thu 26-Jan-17 15:50:18

Ineedwineplease Don't be so ridiculous! It's clearly a joke.

Ineedwineplease Thu 26-Jan-17 15:51:14

Sorry sweetheart I'm not very good at telling if its sarcasm or lighthearted through the Internet ... You have had me repeatedly refreshing the page to see if this is for real and if you really are the other posters colleague though!

Ilovetorrentialrain Thu 26-Jan-17 15:57:45

Oh good! Glad you didn't share my embarrassing story I the other thread. Thought it was real! Funny.

Fallonjamie Thu 26-Jan-17 15:57:50

hmm

OhJustPassTheCake Thu 26-Jan-17 15:58:56

Brilliant!

sweetheart Thu 26-Jan-17 16:00:07

LoftDweller - come on, it had to be done - it's so bloody hilarious!!!!
grin

DJBaggySmalls Thu 26-Jan-17 16:00:20

Better take her some prosecco to apologise...grin

LizB62A Thu 26-Jan-17 16:01:08

grin
It's ok - I think the general consensus was that she needs to resign !!

RiversrunWoodville Thu 26-Jan-17 16:02:57

Brilliant grin

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