AIBU re eating walnuts and butter

[WildebeestH]

The man next to me on the train is eating walnuts by using them to scoop butter from a whole block which he has just opened. AIBU to find this odd?

[NormaSmuff]

gross
is he eating butter with walnuts?

[OohhItsNotHoxton]

YANBU Tis odd.

[AllTheWittyNamesAreGone]

Lean over and lick the whole top of the butter

[TheNaze73]

That is considered a delicacy in Basildon

[Tweedledee3Tweedledum]

Ugh. Yes, very odd, but then again, I have a friend that enjoys chips with ice cream.

[KlingybunFistelvase]

Atkins diet?

It's weird and sounds gross. Yanbu.

[WeirdButTrue]

I'm guessing we shouldn't knock it til we've tried it, but I'm also guessing nobody will come along volunteering to give it a go! Weird combo & even weirder place to tuck into a pack of butter. Mind you at least neither foodstuff is stinky, in that respect it's a fairly courteous if odd choice of snack

[WildebeestH]

NormaSmuff pretty much, each mouthful is about 50% butter and 50% walnut. He's consumed about a quarter of a block of butter.

[NormaSmuff]

well, each to their own

[EagleIsland]

Wondering how that compares peanut butter. I eat that with a spoon!

[PotatoWaffleCob]

I'd eat walnuts dunked in butter. Not in public obviously but I'd give it a go. Butter makes all food 500% better.

[WildebeestH]

Ah, could be the Atkins diet I suppose... he also has a small block of blue cheese which he is carefully cutting into cubes. He is very well-prepared: has a sharp knife and small sealable bags.

[ShatnersBassoon]

I had walnuts atop cubes of Cheshire cheese earlier. Butter wouldn't be as nice I don't think, but I'll give it a go and report back.

[qwertyqueer]

That sounds quite delicious really.

[PeanutJuice]

Name one thing that butter doesn't make better

[KlingybunFistelvase]

Sounds like Atkins to me! T'is diet season too... .

[NormaSmuff]

ASk him OP

"Are you on the Atkins Diet?"

[BuntyFigglesworthSpiffington]

Butter, walnuts, and blue cheese? Definitely low carbing! Tell him to join the MN low carb threads for tips on tastier snacks 😂

Butter nutter

[qwertyqueer]

PeanutJuice, a girl after my own heart.

[KlingybunFistelvase]

Don't people get ketone breath on Atkins? Can you sniff his breath op?

[FuckOffDailyMailQuitQuotingMN]

I'd rather roast the walnuts in melted buttter than eat straight butter. That's hard core.

[illegitimateMortificadospawn]

Name one thing that butter doesn't make better

The size of my arse.

[FuckOffDailyMailQuitQuotingMN]

Isn't there some thing where is you put butter on stuff it's "bulletproof"?

Bulletproof walnuts

[WildebeestH]

To be honest he smells weirdly of coconut!

[qwertyqueer]