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Eaten pink sausage, will I die?

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Bleurghghghgh · 24/01/2017 19:54

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Just eaten a sausage sandwich two with square sausage by Heck in, realised over half way though the 2nd half of the 2nd that it's pink in the middle... will I be ok? I know it's not ideal but is eating pink pork a given for food poisoning? If relevant I'm not usually too bothered by use by dates and have never had any problems so potentially have an iron stomach...

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Bleurghghghgh · 24/01/2017 19:54

Pretend my underlines are strikethroughs

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wowfudge · 24/01/2017 19:55

Yeah, probably.

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ExpectoPatronummmm · 24/01/2017 19:56

Better get your will written and say your goodbyes

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wowfudge · 24/01/2017 19:56

Sorry - could not resist messing with you OP. You'll be fine - you are unlikely to die.

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Bleurghghghgh · 24/01/2017 19:57

I don't mean literally

May or may not have had a glass of wine hence hyperbole, undercooking and awful dinner

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Bleurghghghgh · 24/01/2017 19:57

A glass, maybe two and a shot...

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PollytheDolly · 24/01/2017 19:58

What wrong with pink sausage? Grin

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OreoCat · 24/01/2017 19:59

Yes, seems probable, can I have the leftover wine that you don't get round to finishing?

Seriously - you probably won't even get sick OP, don't worry Smile

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bijouxxx · 24/01/2017 19:59

I think I've just eaten gone off mince meat so I'll see you on the other side OP..

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Bleurghghghgh · 24/01/2017 20:00

Yes, Oreo

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Patriciathestripper1 · 24/01/2017 20:00

Don't think there's any real meat in them anyway? Just risk and snouts Shock

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TheCustomaryMethod · 24/01/2017 20:00

The alcohol in the wine will kill off the germs have another glass to be certain Wink

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Patriciathestripper1 · 24/01/2017 20:00

Should have said rusk and snouts

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ShowOfHands · 24/01/2017 20:01

What size are your shoes?

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QueenMortificado · 24/01/2017 20:01

I am sorely disappointed this isn't a euphemism

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Patriciathestripper1 · 24/01/2017 20:02

If it's any consolation I had s cup of tea earlier and the milk had gone off...,, still drank it and now feel rank

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OreoCat · 24/01/2017 20:02

Ooh thank you!

Customary has some good advice though - another glass of wine might counteract any germs, hurry!

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Bleurghghghgh · 24/01/2017 20:02

Well, polly have you ever heard the saying 'once you go'-- never mind.

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wowfudge · 24/01/2017 20:02

Just don't out the chip pan on if you are pissed a little merry OP.

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Bleurghghghgh · 24/01/2017 20:04

I'm done cooking. No wine in the house (was out drinking with work) but I did find a bottle of cider from xmas which I've put in the freezer to get cold quick. Preferably before I fall asleep and die of sausage poisoning and then it explodes

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GladAllOver · 24/01/2017 20:32

Only if you swallow.

Oh sorry, I thought you meant something else...

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candycoatedwaterdrops · 24/01/2017 21:30

You might but you probably won't. How long ago was this? You might get the shits but probably not.

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Awwlookatmybabyspider · 24/01/2017 21:32

No. I don't think so, but. Your shit will probably start erupting like a volcano within the next 24 hours. Sorry.

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CatThiefKeith · 24/01/2017 21:37

If ShowOfHands is having your shoes can I baggsy any naice handbags you might have?

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HelenaWay · 24/01/2017 21:47

Do people not proof read anymore?

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