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Eaten pink sausage, will I die?

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Bleurghghghgh Tue 24-Jan-17 19:54:03

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Just eaten a sausage sandwich two with square sausage by Heck in, realised over half way though the 2nd half of the 2nd that it's pink in the middle... will I be ok? I know it's not ideal but is eating pink pork a given for food poisoning? If relevant I'm not usually too bothered by use by dates and have never had any problems so potentially have an iron stomach...

Bleurghghghgh Tue 24-Jan-17 19:54:28

Pretend my underlines are strikethroughs

wowfudge Tue 24-Jan-17 19:55:17

Yeah, probably.

ExpectoPatronummmm Tue 24-Jan-17 19:56:41

Better get your will written and say your goodbyes

wowfudge Tue 24-Jan-17 19:56:47

Sorry - could not resist messing with you OP. You'll be fine - you are unlikely to die.

Bleurghghghgh Tue 24-Jan-17 19:57:10

I don't mean literally

May or may not have had a glass of wine hence hyperbole, undercooking and awful dinner

Bleurghghghgh Tue 24-Jan-17 19:57:54

A glass, maybe two and a shot...

PollytheDolly Tue 24-Jan-17 19:58:34

What wrong with pink sausage? grin

OreoCat Tue 24-Jan-17 19:59:09

Yes, seems probable, can I have the leftover wine that you don't get round to finishing?

Seriously - you probably won't even get sick OP, don't worry smile

bijouxxx Tue 24-Jan-17 19:59:56

I think I've just eaten gone off mince meat so I'll see you on the other side OP..

Bleurghghghgh Tue 24-Jan-17 20:00:11

Yes, Oreo

Patriciathestripper1 Tue 24-Jan-17 20:00:30

Don't think there's any real meat in them anyway? Just risk and snouts shock

TheCustomaryMethod Tue 24-Jan-17 20:00:45

The alcohol in the wine will kill off the germs have another glass to be certain wink

Patriciathestripper1 Tue 24-Jan-17 20:00:55

Should have said rusk and snouts

ShowOfHands Tue 24-Jan-17 20:01:15

What size are your shoes?

QueenMortificado Tue 24-Jan-17 20:01:37

I am sorely disappointed this isn't a euphemism

Patriciathestripper1 Tue 24-Jan-17 20:02:01

If it's any consolation I had s cup of tea earlier and the milk had gone off...,, still drank it and now feel rank

OreoCat Tue 24-Jan-17 20:02:16

Ooh thank you!

Customary has some good advice though - another glass of wine might counteract any germs, hurry!

Bleurghghghgh Tue 24-Jan-17 20:02:16

Well, polly have you ever heard the saying 'once you go'-- never mind.

wowfudge Tue 24-Jan-17 20:02:24

Just don't out the chip pan on if you are pissed a little merry OP.

Bleurghghghgh Tue 24-Jan-17 20:04:34

I'm done cooking. No wine in the house (was out drinking with work) but I did find a bottle of cider from xmas which I've put in the freezer to get cold quick. Preferably before I fall asleep and die of sausage poisoning and then it explodes

GladAllOver Tue 24-Jan-17 20:32:45

Only if you swallow.

Oh sorry, I thought you meant something else...

candycoatedwaterdrops Tue 24-Jan-17 21:30:43

You might but you probably won't. How long ago was this? You might get the shits but probably not.

Awwlookatmybabyspider Tue 24-Jan-17 21:32:31

No. I don't think so, but. Your shit will probably start erupting like a volcano within the next 24 hours. Sorry.

CatThiefKeith Tue 24-Jan-17 21:37:44

If ShowOfHands is having your shoes can I baggsy any naice handbags you might have?

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