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RoseOfSharyn Sat 21-Jan-17 18:28:43

My offering

TheWitTank Sat 21-Jan-17 18:35:12

grin
I think it reads as 'Since spooning'.
Haven't seen any good ones yet, but will keep an eye out. Was shopping today and saw a giant teddy bear holding a huge red fluffy heart and did wonder what adult would ever want that? Where would you put it?

happyvalley4 Sat 21-Jan-17 18:35:17

Ooh! That is truly awful! I'll have look on my local Facebook selling sites and if I can find something equally horrendous I'll post for you to marvel at! grin

TellMeHowToLiveMyLife Sat 21-Jan-17 18:42:49

This was listed as 'perfect valentines gift for someone with a wicked sense of humour'. £10 if anyone's interested.

dylsmimi Sat 21-Jan-17 18:43:49

I actually feel queasy about this one. But why oh why is this the description

After SEX towel for your Valentine,(Any colour and names)
Order now to save disappointment. Only £12 plus postage
Collection from Xxxx also available
Our new naughty towel range is now available... any other ideas?

Oysterbabe Sat 21-Jan-17 18:46:50

I'm going to make my own.
Forking since 2013.

HerRoyalFattyness Sat 21-Jan-17 18:49:15

Fucking hell...that sex towel...

TaliZorahVasNormandy Sat 21-Jan-17 18:50:10

Knifing since 2016. Although, that sounds a bit sinister.

Elledouble Sat 21-Jan-17 18:52:39

There's... erm... whatever this means.

Mumofazoo Sat 21-Jan-17 18:53:41

That towel is making me feel a bit queasy.

frauleinsallybowles Sat 21-Jan-17 18:56:16

these r brill

seven201 Sat 21-Jan-17 18:58:09

confused at the towel

Anonymous1112 Sat 21-Jan-17 19:01:16

Is bootie woman calling people? Like used knickers and a phone call? Grim.

Anonymous1112 Sat 21-Jan-17 19:02:35

Actually I need some cash and have a voluptuous derrière.

DJBaggySmalls Sat 21-Jan-17 19:03:19

So, scrabble tiles with pound shop tea spoons, a glittery glass, a cum rag and some used knickers.

Keeping it classy, FB.

IHaveBrilloHair Sat 21-Jan-17 19:06:02

OMG, noooooooooooooo, to all of these, why, just why?
Can't they buy each other glittery wine glasses and be done with it?

RoseOfSharyn Sat 21-Jan-17 19:10:16

That towel!!!!! gringringrin

NotInAsda Sat 21-Jan-17 19:29:02

Yeh, following some research this is used knickers and a phone call for £50.

I'm in the wrong job.

sum1killthepawpatrollers Sat 21-Jan-17 19:29:15

i was going to post about the towel this morning but couldnt work out how to get the pic, made me queasy too

Charlesroi Sat 21-Jan-17 19:30:58

Yeah those pants are definitely ...er... used. Or it's offering an expensive hand job
Sex towel grin
Wine glass grin
Spoons [blimey]

So grateful to MNetters who take one for the team have a FB account.

dylsmimi Sat 21-Jan-17 19:32:47

I am keeping my eye on the facebook selling page the towel is on to see if anyone comments!! If it's someone I know I don't know what is do!!! shock
notinasda what kind of research!!!! How's your phone bill grin

CaoNiMa Sat 21-Jan-17 19:36:54

I thought the first one said SPOONING SINGE, as in the French for "monkey". Most confusing.

NotinAsda Sat 21-Jan-17 19:40:53

Googled the description blush I was curious!

Charlesroi Sat 21-Jan-17 19:41:36

CaoNiMa I read it like that too!

Mooning minge might work if you'd run out of S letters.

harderandharder2breathe Sat 21-Jan-17 19:43:15

cao I read it as singe too! I thought they just couldn't think of another word that started with S or were actually trying to play scrabble

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