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To report my neighbour because of their intruding cat!

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ricecrispies16 Wed 18-Jan-17 20:03:41

Just gone in the kitchen to see paw marks all down my window, across the sides and up the stairs carpet! It regularly sits on my window ledge trying to get in and spreading mud all over my window, now it's gone and come in. What can I do about this? If anything.

GinIsIn Wed 18-Jan-17 20:04:18

Close the window? hmm

wifework Wed 18-Jan-17 20:05:06

Who are you going to report them to?

Dailymaildailyfail Wed 18-Jan-17 20:05:20

Get a water spray bottle and spray the cat when it comes close to your house. I am a cat owner myself and I wouldn't mind if someone did this to my cat IF he happened to be making a nuisance of himself to other neighbours. But obviously use with caution!

NicknameUsed Wed 18-Jan-17 20:05:31

How on earth is it able to walk up a vertical window? And how is it getting into your house?

DMnamechanger Wed 18-Jan-17 20:07:10

Place marking grin

JennyHolzersGhost Wed 18-Jan-17 20:07:17

Report them to who?! The Cat Police ?! grin

IfartInYourGeneralDirection Wed 18-Jan-17 20:07:22

The cat watches you from outside?....That would meowt


insan1tyscartching Wed 18-Jan-17 20:07:42

Get your own cat that usually dissuades a visiting cat.

SpongeBobJudgeyPants Wed 18-Jan-17 20:07:50

Not a cat-lover then grin

Catzpyjamas Wed 18-Jan-17 20:09:52

hmm He's not black and white, is he? <eyes Pyjamacat suspiciously>

There is no one to report this to. Buy a water spray and close the window?

sotiredbutworthit Wed 18-Jan-17 20:10:00

Is this him??

ItsAllGoingToBeFine Wed 18-Jan-17 20:10:33

Put some bird spikes on your windowsill.

IrnBruTortie Wed 18-Jan-17 20:10:54

You are honoured the cat visits you.
To whom are you thinking of reporting?

Blackfellpony Wed 18-Jan-17 20:10:55

I would also like to report my cat who does this every single day grin

TrustySnail Wed 18-Jan-17 20:11:40


Mine get in and out of windows by leaping onto the window ledge, then jumping up and putting their front paws through the open part, then using back paws against the glass to push themselves through.

MissBattleaxe Wed 18-Jan-17 20:13:40

I'd like to report my cat for lying across the stairs in a dangerous and insolent manner.

Pineappletastic Wed 18-Jan-17 20:14:54

Can I report my cat for hanging about in the middle of the road sniffing the tarmac? shameless placemark

Soubriquet Wed 18-Jan-17 20:16:57

Get a parrot that goes fuck off outta my house everytime the cat comes in

i was helping with your privacy. Nothing is too much of an issue for batcat

JustHereForThePooStories Wed 18-Jan-17 20:17:43

Who'll you report them to? The dog?

JustHereForThePooStories Wed 18-Jan-17 20:17:55

Who'll you report them to? The dog?

WhooooAmI24601 Wed 18-Jan-17 20:18:17

I took my car to be Properly Cleaned (note capitals indicating the adultness of such a thing on a weekend) and WhoooCatBastard has marched up and down the windscreen and bonnet several times since to demonstrate that he, and only he, may touch the WhoooCar or he will violate £25 of cleanliness. I would like to report him for this. Please add it onto your report because I'm eating Sports Mix and have no free hands to make the report myself.

AddToBasket Wed 18-Jan-17 20:18:39

Hahaha, love the idea that there is someone to report cats to.

Angryangryyoungwoman Wed 18-Jan-17 20:19:24

I believe this is a matter for the police. Dial 999 immediately

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