Ungrateful Friend

[Treaclex]

Hi all so as the title says AIBU to think my friend is an ungrateful witch ? Said friend is always up for a laugh and a joke but she appears to have got the right arse about the birthday present I sent her

[Whatthefreakinwhatnow]

Why, what did you send?!

[NotLadyPrickshit]

Did you send her a jokey gift?

[TheWitTank]

What was it? If it was a diet book or similar then you might BU.

[Treaclex]

Oops sorry forgot to put that in my op, I thought she'd see the funny side I bought her some glitter poo capsules

[SnatchedPencil]

You haven't really given enough information to allow us to give a reasoned opinion. So... maybe!

[Elllicam]

Like capsules she eats to make her poo glittery?

[SnatchedPencil]

Just read your reply, seems fair enough. Ungrateful perhaps, "a witch" might be going a bit far.

[missbishi]

Hmm, I might be a little disappointed with glitter poo capsules but not to the point of arseyness. Was it a milestone birthday by any chance? What did she get you for your birthday?

[kippersandcurtains]

To be fair, I'd rather a box of chocolates...

[Loaferloveforyou]

Amazing. I'll be your friend.

[HeffalumpsnWoozles]

I'd find it hard to get excited & pretend to be grateful for glittery poo to be fair, though I would probably laugh & try on on my OH to see if they worked (I'd take his word for it if they did)

[PopGoesTheFuckingWeasel]

Glitter poo..."arsey"...am I the only one who picked up on this?

[Whatthefreakinwhatnow]

I had no idea they were a thing! I'll totally be your friend too! I must get DP some!

[TheWitTank]

Haha! I would laugh personally, but its a bit of a shit gift (literally). Is she not generally one for a bit of a laugh?

[NotLadyPrickshit]

OMG where did you get them Treacle?? I've got an annoying younger brother with a birthday coming up!

[Treaclex]

Snatched honestly witch is an endearing term in our friendship we can be a bit extreme

[Treaclex]

Yeap capsule to make her shit glittery as I find her sparkling so would expect her shit to be well you know glittery

[januarybooze]

Bit of a shit gift🚶🏼💨💩🎉

[Treaclex]

Not a milestone birthday and I'll find out in about 2 weeks what she gets me if anything.

[ghostwatch]

I'd laugh if it was me but it's a rank idea. YANBU

[Loaferloveforyou]

Has she said why she's got the hump?

[TrustySnail]

Sounds like the world's most disappointing present to me - it would go straight in the bin. I've no desire to look at my own poo, glittery or not, and I'd be worried about its effect on my stomach and colon. However I'd try not to show my disappointment and to pretend I found it hilarious, to spare the donor's feelings.

[RainbowsandLemonDrops]

😂😂 hilarious but I'd probably get her something thoughtful as well... not just sparkly shit capsules.

[Treaclex]

Trusty the packaging clearly states that it's edible glitter.

[trollspoopglitter]

I hope she regifts it to you.