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Ungrateful Friend

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Treaclex Wed 11-Jan-17 18:21:36

Hi all so as the title says AIBU to think my friend is an ungrateful witch ? Said friend is always up for a laugh and a joke but she appears to have got the right arse about the birthday present I sent her hmm

Whatthefreakinwhatnow Wed 11-Jan-17 18:22:34

Why, what did you send?!

NotLadyPrickshit Wed 11-Jan-17 18:23:30

Did you send her a jokey gift?

TheWitTank Wed 11-Jan-17 18:24:22

What was it? If it was a diet book or similar then you might BU.

Treaclex Wed 11-Jan-17 18:24:59

Oops sorry forgot to put that in my op, I thought she'd see the funny side I bought her some glitter poo capsules grin

SnatchedPencil Wed 11-Jan-17 18:25:45

You haven't really given enough information to allow us to give a reasoned opinion. So... maybe!

Elllicam Wed 11-Jan-17 18:26:35

Like capsules she eats to make her poo glittery?

SnatchedPencil Wed 11-Jan-17 18:26:43

Just read your reply, seems fair enough. Ungrateful perhaps, "a witch" might be going a bit far.

missbishi Wed 11-Jan-17 18:27:00

Hmm, I might be a little disappointed with glitter poo capsules but not to the point of arseyness. Was it a milestone birthday by any chance? What did she get you for your birthday?

kippersandcurtains Wed 11-Jan-17 18:27:07

To be fair, I'd rather a box of chocolates...

Loaferloveforyou Wed 11-Jan-17 18:27:09

Amazing. I'll be your friend. grin

HeffalumpsnWoozles Wed 11-Jan-17 18:28:03

I'd find it hard to get excited & pretend to be grateful for glittery poo to be fair, though I would probably laugh & try on on my OH to see if they worked (I'd take his word for it if they did)

PopGoesTheFuckingWeasel Wed 11-Jan-17 18:28:40

Glitter poo..."arsey" I the only one who picked up on this? grin

Whatthefreakinwhatnow Wed 11-Jan-17 18:28:59

I had no idea they were a thing! I'll totally be your friend too! I must get DP some!

TheWitTank Wed 11-Jan-17 18:29:11

Haha! I would laugh personally, but its a bit of a shit gift (literally). Is she not generally one for a bit of a laugh?

NotLadyPrickshit Wed 11-Jan-17 18:29:22

OMG where did you get them Treacle?? I've got an annoying younger brother with a birthday coming up!

Treaclex Wed 11-Jan-17 18:29:40

Snatched honestly witch is an endearing term in our friendship we can be a bit extreme

Treaclex Wed 11-Jan-17 18:30:38

Yeap capsule to make her shit glittery as I find her sparkling so would expect her shit to be well you know glittery wink

januarybooze Wed 11-Jan-17 18:30:46

Bit of a shit gift🚶🏼💨💩🎉

Treaclex Wed 11-Jan-17 18:31:49

Not a milestone birthday and I'll find out in about 2 weeks what she gets me if anything.

ghostwatch Wed 11-Jan-17 18:32:44

I'd laugh if it was me but it's a rank idea. YANBU

Loaferloveforyou Wed 11-Jan-17 18:33:14

Has she said why she's got the hump?

TrustySnail Wed 11-Jan-17 18:33:46

Sounds like the world's most disappointing present to me - it would go straight in the bin. I've no desire to look at my own poo, glittery or not, and I'd be worried about its effect on my stomach and colon. However I'd try not to show my disappointment and to pretend I found it hilarious, to spare the donor's feelings.

RainbowsandLemonDrops Wed 11-Jan-17 18:35:30

😂😂 hilarious but I'd probably get her something thoughtful as well... not just sparkly shit capsules.

Treaclex Wed 11-Jan-17 18:35:36

Trusty the packaging clearly states that it's edible glitter.

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