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BigBadWolves Tue 10-Jan-17 21:13:51

I've never had a wax down there ( I think I'd be totally mortified) but like to keep the undercarriage smooth. The flipping hair grows back so quickly though! Anyone have any tips for keeping things spick and span without a contorted shaving session every morning?

Thanks in advance grin

Proseccohoho Tue 10-Jan-17 21:20:15

Used to have wax but now just shave every couple of days, quick & easy!

laureywilliams Tue 10-Jan-17 21:23:12

Every May I have a go at it with a rusty bic. Should I be making more effort?

booitsme Tue 10-Jan-17 21:25:40

Spat my drink out laureywilliams. 😂

Whoamicosichangedmynameagain Tue 10-Jan-17 21:25:47

I wax it myselfshock

IAmAPaleontologist Tue 10-Jan-17 21:27:19

I don't.

chipscheesentomatosauce Tue 10-Jan-17 21:28:59

Jeez, I thought I was hard because I wax my own pits.

Whoamicosichangedmynameagain Tue 10-Jan-17 21:29:20

Is that because you are a paleontologist?

Bellabelloo Tue 10-Jan-17 21:29:57

I had laser hair removal into a neat Brazilian 9 years ago. Best thing ever!

BigBadWolves Tue 10-Jan-17 21:29:59

If a rusty bic makes you happy 😂

NoArmaniNoPunani Tue 10-Jan-17 21:30:03

Full Hollywood wax

ClaryIsTheBest Tue 10-Jan-17 21:30:16

Wax and scissors.

But the lady garden down there isn't eradicated completely. Just trimmed and waxed so there are no bikini peeks etc...

Maxwellthecat Tue 10-Jan-17 21:30:45

Truthfully?? I have a beard trimmer blush

BigBadWolves Tue 10-Jan-17 21:31:00

Is laser hair removal painful/expensive/embarassing?

Stingray2008 Tue 10-Jan-17 21:31:26

Used to shave every day but got bored and now need a hedge trimmer to sort out the forest.

chipscheesentomatosauce Tue 10-Jan-17 21:31:32

Laser hair removal is in my top 5 lottery win purchases.

ClaryIsTheBest Tue 10-Jan-17 21:31:49

But my armpit and leg hairs get ripped out. I actually don't really have armpit hair anymore... just lonely little stragglers that try to grow every once in a while.

Only1scoop Tue 10-Jan-17 21:32:14

I have wax been having it done years so hardly grows back anymore. Around every 6 weeks

lapsedorienteerer Tue 10-Jan-17 21:32:57

Hmm.....I don't (unless going on holiday/swimming).

steff13 Tue 10-Jan-17 21:33:16

I either get a Brazilian wax or do nothing at all. I love how it feels after it's waxed, though.

ManaFleet Tue 10-Jan-17 21:33:54

I go for a wax tidy up once a month and trim with scissors myself. Easy peasy and relatively painless.

I have had a couple of rather scary experiences though...

Whoamicosichangedmynameagain Tue 10-Jan-17 21:34:51

There comes a point as a 'lady' ages when topiary and trimming turns into landscape management. This was when the pain of waxing was worth it so I could wear knee length shorts (only a slight exaggeration).

BigBadWolves Tue 10-Jan-17 21:35:30

The girl who does my eyebrows went to school with me and I can't reconcile popping my bits out in front of her blush

ememem84 Tue 10-Jan-17 21:36:11

Wax every month/6 weeks.

user1471496670 Tue 10-Jan-17 21:36:49

I don't! Once a year I use some hair removal cream for holiday.

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