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To ask for your help in an emoji insult war with my DBro?

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MummyPigLovesAppleSauce · 06/01/2017 15:18

DBro and I are grown ups, apparently. Yet since both getting new phones we have been competing to send the rudest insults possible, using only emojis. Over xmas I scored a blinder with w⚓️ but he has just beat me with 🐴🙂!
I am out of ideas! I cannot be beaten with 'AssFace'! Anyone got anything? The more puerile the better Grin

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NancyDonahue · 06/01/2017 15:28

🔔🔚

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ChuckSnowballs · 06/01/2017 15:32
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EthelEgbert · 06/01/2017 15:32

✏️ 🍆

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AndNoneForGretchenWieners · 06/01/2017 15:36

🍆💦

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EthelEgbert · 06/01/2017 15:38

Penis drops?

Grin

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QODRestYeMerryGentlemen · 06/01/2017 15:38

✊🏻💦

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ShelaghTurner · 06/01/2017 15:42

🍆🧀

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ShelaghTurner · 06/01/2017 15:43

👊🏻💦🐧

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Gallavich · 06/01/2017 15:43

Dick splash Grin

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EthelEgbert · 06/01/2017 15:45

Cheers! Hahaha

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Beewhisperer · 06/01/2017 15:48

🐴🍩 asshole?
🐴👅 ass licker?
💩🤦🏼‍♀️shitface?

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ShelaghTurner · 06/01/2017 15:50

Love this

🍒😀💩👅

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diamondofdoom · 06/01/2017 15:51

✊🏻💦🗑 - cum bucket
😵🍌 - choking on a dick

(I just made these up on the spot, all the good ones were taken)

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Joinourclub · 06/01/2017 15:52

🐶🗣

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MummyPigLovesAppleSauce · 06/01/2017 15:53

Haha! These are great! I'm having to explain them as I send them... DBro isn't very bright! Grin
Keep them coming! He is asking where I suddenly got my inspiration. I'll never tell him you're all my secret weapon!

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Joinourclub · 06/01/2017 15:54

💨👦🏼

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Joinourclub · 06/01/2017 15:55

👃🏻🧀👞

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Joinourclub · 06/01/2017 15:56

🅿️🐀

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JustSpeakSense · 06/01/2017 15:58

💊🔒(pillock)

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Christmassnake · 06/01/2017 16:03

Come on people I need them explaining ,the only one I got was bell end

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EthelEgbert · 06/01/2017 16:06

Me too, Christmas

Mine was pencil dick

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TudorHouse · 06/01/2017 16:08

Brilliant!

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Beewhisperer · 06/01/2017 16:09

🐔👅

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NancyDonahue · 06/01/2017 16:10

🍕☺

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NancyDonahue · 06/01/2017 16:12

🏁👉👌🙂

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