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To kill my dh?

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dingit Tue 03-Jan-17 08:59:35

Woke everyone at 6am looking for his season ticket.

Last seen on hall table, so after he had gone, I waded through 2 boxes of soggy/ frozen recycling. Twice.

He just found it in his bag. envy

PuntasticUsername Tue 03-Jan-17 09:00:09

<hands you the shovel>

BellaGoth Tue 03-Jan-17 09:01:05

<provides alibi>

SaoirseLikeInertia Tue 03-Jan-17 09:03:07

<clears op's browsing history>

JanuaryMoods Tue 03-Jan-17 09:04:50

<buys quick lime>

GunnyHighway Tue 03-Jan-17 09:18:52

Arrange weekend away, book brass band for 0530. Revenge served and prison avoided

You're welcome

Catzpyjamas Tue 03-Jan-17 09:20:34

Ah, good. All sorted! Carry on, dingit grin

gunsandbanjos Tue 03-Jan-17 09:21:45

I've got a supply of duct tape and bin bags you're welcome to.

Soubriquet Tue 03-Jan-17 09:23:24

Next time he has hangover, the new advice states that bashing a metal pan near the face with a wooden spoon helps cure it. Might have to give it a go

Don't want the poor lamb to suffer now do we

DisgraceToTheYChromosome Tue 03-Jan-17 09:26:23

A pint of Marstons and a packet of stuffing the night before, then give him a Dutch Oven.

pithivier Tue 03-Jan-17 09:26:28

Normally killing people is wrong.

There are however exceptions.

bilbodog Tue 03-Jan-17 10:00:58

LTB - 😀

CherrySkull Tue 03-Jan-17 10:44:39

i'd like to add Sherbet sweets to the pint and stuffing, you know.. just incase.

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