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My DH has just come back from the shops with 14 sprouts

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bumblebee50 Fri 30-Dec-16 13:29:13

He was shopping for New Year's Day dinner while I did the housework. There will be 7 of us for dinner, all adults. We are having steak with pepper sauce and steak pie. He bought four sachets of pepper sauce and 14 sprouts. When I asked why he only bought 14 sprouts his answer was "who eats more than 2 sprouts?" If you were going somewhere for dinner would you not expect to at least have the option of having half a dozen?

Ilovecaindingle Fri 30-Dec-16 13:30:13

Sorry no words.......

WiMoChi Fri 30-Dec-16 13:30:30

Ooh I'd have all 14 love them!

TitaniasCloset Fri 30-Dec-16 13:31:22

14 sprouts still more than the poor woman who received one individual sprout wrapped up nicely in her online shop grin

SparkleShinyGlitter Fri 30-Dec-16 13:31:41

I wouldn't want any sprouts with steak or steak pie tbh I just don't think they go together.

PoorAndRich Fri 30-Dec-16 13:43:19

Men really don't think like women.

We had three families over for festive drinks and my dh bought a bottle of Buck's Fizz and two bottles of wine hmm. Well he knows I can drink a bottle of wine to myself so I don't know what he was thinking....

At least you have lots of sauce! grin

Naicehamshop Fri 30-Dec-16 13:43:21

Just snorted tea down my nose at this, op!

TroysMammy Fri 30-Dec-16 13:47:00

Crikey I'd eat 14 myself.

LimpidPools Fri 30-Dec-16 13:48:46

That's really very funny. But maddeningly frustrating for you I should think!

KingJoffreysRestingCuntface Fri 30-Dec-16 13:51:06

I like the idea of rationed sprouts.

"One sprout? Or two?"

It's fine.

haveacupoftea Fri 30-Dec-16 13:54:36

That is funny grin

TalcAndTurnips Fri 30-Dec-16 13:54:49

They are magic sprouts of course.

If you throw them out of the kitchen window, by tomorrow morning there will have grown a giant sprout stalk.

Your husband can then climb to the top of it, where he may be able to see over the fence into next door's garden - and possibly though the shed window revealing Mr NDN's stash of vintage Fiesta and Razzle mags.

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user1471521456 Fri 30-Dec-16 13:57:14

You are having sprouts with steak?!? misses point

TalcAndTurnips Fri 30-Dec-16 13:58:31

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Blacksox Fri 30-Dec-16 13:58:38

Steak with pepper sauce, steak pie and sprouts.

Is it me or is that a weird menu?

Userhousequestion31 Fri 30-Dec-16 14:00:13

Steak pie & steak?

Passmethecrisps Fri 30-Dec-16 14:00:23

Especially weird with just two sprouts on every plate. Sitting there like a pair of castrated bollocks

AlabasterSnowball Fri 30-Dec-16 14:04:22

No it's not you Blacksocks

Fluffyears Fri 30-Dec-16 14:06:22

14 too many if you ask me. I'm a super taster and they taste vile to me, so bitter and horrid.

pipsqueak25 Fri 30-Dec-16 14:09:14

i don't get the sprouts with steak bit

MrsPeelyWally Fri 30-Dec-16 14:10:15

I think its a choice of steak pie or steak.

blueskyinmarch Fri 30-Dec-16 14:10:37

We are having steak wth peppercorn sauce for Hogmany dinner. I love sprouts but they don’t go with this dinner. We are having green beans and carrots.

Why steak plus steak pie? Bit weird!

Toast3 Fri 30-Dec-16 14:11:06

That's so funny....

HappyFlappy Fri 30-Dec-16 14:11:31

Me 'an all, WiMo.

I love sprouts, me! They are the Brassica of the Gods.

(<begins to drool>)

SoupDragon Fri 30-Dec-16 14:12:46

I would have no sprouts at all. they are Satans bollocks.

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