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A cheeky little parking thread?????

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IMissGrannyW Fri 30-Dec-16 00:44:03

You can't ask me for pic, because that would be too identifying and I like this name too much. I'd have to look up the lady from the dogging/council officials thread to ask her to draw something.

I live kind-of at the bottom of a cul-de-sac. Not quite. But 2 rows of houses which are not-really-2-sides-of-a-rectangle, but with a space of parking out the back, and street parking out the front.

Someone has parked in a non-parking space, which is inconvenient but not impossible to someone who is very, very fussy about people who park opposite his drive. (he can still get his car in and out, but it's more fiddly) (he has form for tackling women who park there and not saying anything if the driver is male)

The car arrived before Christmas.

A note appeared on the windscreen before Christmas.

A second note has now appeared on the windscreen. Bigger, and encased in plastic.

The car has not moved.

We are agog!

MessezFaire Fri 30-Dec-16 00:52:55

Just sneak out and remove the notices, best for all concerned. Good will to all men and all that.,

WorraLiberty Fri 30-Dec-16 00:54:13

Fuck me, you'd be wetting your knickers if you lived in my street!

I mean if that non story has you all agog grin

We had a completely naked man dancing round a lamp post a couple of months back, before he started head butting his friend's car.

I think he must've had the most Youtubed arse ever that night, judging by the mobile phones up at the windows...

IMissGrannyW Fri 30-Dec-16 01:00:48

Did anyone stick a note on his cock?????

IMissGrannyW Fri 30-Dec-16 01:02:47

Followed by a second LARGER note if the first one was ignored?

Did you walk SLOWLY past to try and read it through squinty eyes?

If not, you obviously have NO idea about real excitement.

Counterclockwise Fri 30-Dec-16 02:05:07

You are correct OP, anyone can have naked men dancing around lampposts and headbutting cars in the neighbourhood, it's never happened in mine (that I know of) but I'm sure it's only a matter of time.

The notes on the windscreen scenario however has far more potential for high drama.

<Pours glass of wine, settles down to await developments>

PitilessYank Fri 30-Dec-16 02:29:22

Did you slow even further down when you passed by the car, in order to relish the situation, or did you speed up slightly, so as not to be perceived as relishing the situation?

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