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To think the singer in Santa baby has missed the point of what Santa is supposed to be?

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mayemerald Thu 29-Dec-16 16:17:27

I think she wants a rich husband not Santa! fgrin

KingJoffreysRestingCuntface Thu 29-Dec-16 16:18:49

She's certainly very grabby.

I hope he gives her coal and elf poop.

StealthPolarBear Thu 29-Dec-16 16:19:56

Or a well paid job maybe

2014newme Thu 29-Dec-16 16:22:34

Hope it's fake fur!

SexLubeAndAFishSlice Thu 29-Dec-16 16:25:15

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RumbleMum Thu 29-Dec-16 16:25:32

She's definitely after a sugar daddy. I'm never clear whether she's trying to seduce Santa. It's a good job Eartha Kitt had such a fabulous voice because those lyrics are all kinds of wrong grin

StealthPolarBear Thu 29-Dec-16 16:26:46

She covered it

NoelHeadbands Thu 29-Dec-16 16:27:35

Eartha Kitt!!

SexLubeAndAFishSlice Thu 29-Dec-16 16:27:52

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NoelHeadbands Thu 29-Dec-16 16:27:53

Eartha Kitt!!

RitaCrudgington Thu 29-Dec-16 16:28:34

I love Santa Baby. DH disapproves and thinks Eartha is a bad influence on me.

GilMartin Thu 29-Dec-16 16:33:56

Or the Destiny's Child 8 days of Christmas.

Crass, materialistic nonsense.

GrinchyKiwi Thu 29-Dec-16 16:38:17

I guess no one told Eartha that she needed to put a LIGHTHEARTED in the title of her song. sad

ZoniSouslaLune Thu 29-Dec-16 17:20:59

I can't stand that song.

I suppose it's the songwriter who's to blame for the lyrics. But why must people keep singing it.

The80sweregreat Thu 29-Dec-16 17:27:31

Its a dreadful song and usually on when im food shopping!
Sugar daddy fits in better.

ChippyMinton Thu 29-Dec-16 17:29:29


IWouldLikeToSeeTheseMangoes Thu 29-Dec-16 17:35:14

Always found that such a sleazy song. Particularly Kylie's over breathy sex kitten version. Stop trying to roger Santa you absolute creep.

SittingDrinkingTea Thu 29-Dec-16 17:37:11

My nine year old keeps singing this, she does it with all the breathy inflections which is both v funny and wildly inappropriate at once.

At least the singer is being honest about what she wants, rather than claiming that she doesn't give to recieve then ending up seething silently about the Bayliss and Harding gift set she got and starting a thread on here about her rubbish present.

tinkywinkyshandbag Thu 29-Dec-16 17:48:13

I always thought it was a wife being sexy to her husband on Christmas in the Dad playing "Santa"

Chottie Thu 29-Dec-16 17:51:47

It's definitely a song aimed at her sugar daddy.............

IWouldLikeToSeeTheseMangoes Thu 29-Dec-16 17:59:16

The worst line is the bit about wanting him to come help trim her Christmas tree. It always makes me think she wants a hand tidying up her pubes.

RhodaBorrocks Thu 29-Dec-16 18:00:40

Sitting grin

Marilyn Monroe also covered it. Seeing as it was written at a time when it was perfectly acceptable and even aspirational for a woman to call her spouse 'Daddy', particularly if he was older, I'm also going with the sugar daddy theory.

Cf. My heart belongs to Daddy.

steff13 Thu 29-Dec-16 18:01:51

Madonna also covered it.

RhodaBorrocks Thu 29-Dec-16 18:02:53

IWouodLike yes, always makes me think of a spot of festive lady gardening. Do you think she goes for the full on vagazzle?

IWouldLikeToSeeTheseMangoes Thu 29-Dec-16 18:05:27

Rhoda absolutely! Glad it's not just me fgrin I reckon it is a dazzling affair probably involving tinsel.

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