AIBU? Do these chocolates look like...

[Gingernaut]

...little, constipated, nut loaded poos?

I was unexpectedly given a box of Taste the Difference truffles, by a colleague yesterday morning.

After debating with myself about my calorie intake over the past couple of days, I thought "Sod it!" and opened the packet.

Or rather, I opened the outer layer of film plastic, ripped into the box and finally opened the inner later of film plastic covering the chocolates.

They're delicious, but now I've thought of it, I can't get the image out of little, constipated turds out of my head.

[Gingernaut]

FFS!

So much for previewing before creating....

They're delicious, but now I've thought of it, I can't get the image out of little, constipated turds out of my head.

[user1477282676]

Yes! They do! Terrible job by the chocolatier! Tiny little choccy turds.

[SparkleChristmasGlitter]

Just look like truffles to me

[Gingernaut]

I've had half the box six already.

[MavisTheTwinklyToreador]

they totally look like turds. A box of Christmassy poo.

[WorraLiberty]

YANBU

It's like someone's gone to the forest and collected Pixie shit.

[Gingernaut]

With the 'delusional' thread posted by @leafyishere and the lack of sleep, I was worried about my sense of judgement.

At least it's not just me, then.

I'll try and save some of the turds for tomorrow.

[tiej]

They look just fine to me.

[tiej]

Never save a turd 'till the next day.

[Gingernaut]

They look just fine to me.

They are fine. They're delicious. They're just...a bit....you know...turd like....

[Pinkheart5915]

They look like normal chocolate truffles to me

[YoshiYoshi]

Yep. They look like little turds. Wouldn't stop me eating half the box in one go, though.

[Gingernaut]

I must have led a sheltered life.

When I've had chocolate truffles in the past, they have tended towards spherical in shape and smooth in texture.

[previously1474907171]

Sorry but they look like something from the litter tray

[MapMyMum]

Mmmm yummy chocolatey turds!!

[DJBaggySmalls]

user1477282676
Terrible job
I see what you did there

[TondelayaDellaVentamiglia]

lidl do these too.....even in white chocolate

for the true 70's white dog poo vibe.

[QuinnsNo1Lady]

Never done a shit like that in my life. Looks like it would be sore

[Gingernaut]

I just needed to check my eyesight and sanity.

Thanks Mumsnet.

[BusterGonad]

I'd love to try the 1970's white chocolate turds! 💩

[FurryLittleTwerp]

Don't look at them - just eat them

[Gingernaut]

I haven't seen a white dog poo for ages.

[Gingernaut]

Since the 70s, even ....

[TheScottishPlay]

It's apparently because dogs don't eat bones in the same quanties these days!