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AIBU? Do these chocolates look like...

(48 Posts)
Gingernaut Mon 26-Dec-16 14:19:45

...little, constipated, nut loaded poos?

I was unexpectedly given a box of Taste the Difference truffles, by a colleague yesterday morning.

After debating with myself about my calorie intake over the past couple of days, I thought "Sod it!" and opened the packet.

Or rather, I opened the outer layer of film plastic, ripped into the box and finally opened the inner later of film plastic covering the chocolates.

They're delicious, but now I've thought of it, I can't get the image out of little, constipated turds out of my head.

Gingernaut Mon 26-Dec-16 14:21:16

FFS! fangry

So much for previewing before creating....

They're delicious, but now I've thought of it, I can't get the image out of little, constipated turds out of my head.

user1477282676 Mon 26-Dec-16 14:21:47

grin Yes! They do! Terrible job by the chocolatier! Tiny little choccy turds.

SparkleChristmasGlitter Mon 26-Dec-16 14:22:29

Just look like truffles to me

Gingernaut Mon 26-Dec-16 14:23:07

I've had half the box six already.

MavisTheTwinklyToreador Mon 26-Dec-16 14:26:01

grin they totally look like turds. A box of Christmassy poo.

Frusso Mon 26-Dec-16 14:27:14

Message withdrawn at poster's request.

WorraLiberty Mon 26-Dec-16 14:27:26


It's like someone's gone to the forest and collected Pixie shit.

Gingernaut Mon 26-Dec-16 14:29:31

With the 'delusional' thread posted by @leafyishere and the lack of sleep, I was worried about my sense of judgement.

At least it's not just me, then.

I'll try and save some of the turds for tomorrow. fgrin

tiej Mon 26-Dec-16 14:29:49

They look just fine to me.

tiej Mon 26-Dec-16 14:31:01

Never save a turd 'till the next day.

Gingernaut Mon 26-Dec-16 14:32:17

They look just fine to me.

They are fine. They're delicious. They're just...a know...turd like....fgrin fconfused chocolate

Pinkheart5915 Mon 26-Dec-16 14:33:15

They look like normal chocolate truffles to me

YoshiYoshi Mon 26-Dec-16 14:35:46

Yep. They look like little turds. Wouldn't stop me eating half the box in one go, though.

Gingernaut Mon 26-Dec-16 14:36:16

I must have led a sheltered life.

When I've had chocolate truffles in the past, they have tended towards spherical in shape and smooth in texture.

previously1474907171 Mon 26-Dec-16 14:43:42

Sorry but they look like something from the litter tray grin

MapMyMum Mon 26-Dec-16 14:46:59

Mmmm yummy chocolatey turds!!

DJBaggySmalls Mon 26-Dec-16 14:48:19

Terrible job
I see what you did there

TondelayaDellaVentamiglia Mon 26-Dec-16 14:49:01

lidl do these too.....even in white chocolate

for the true 70's white dog poo vibe.

QuinnsNo1Lady Mon 26-Dec-16 14:49:19

Never done a shit like that in my life. Looks like it would be sore fshock

Gingernaut Mon 26-Dec-16 14:53:11


I just needed to check my eyesight and sanity.

Thanks Mumsnet. fgrin

BusterGonad Mon 26-Dec-16 14:56:12

I'd love to try the 1970's white chocolate turds! 💩

FurryLittleTwerp Mon 26-Dec-16 14:58:34

Don't look at them - just eat them fsmile

Gingernaut Mon 26-Dec-16 15:02:24

I haven't seen a white dog poo for ages.

Gingernaut Mon 26-Dec-16 15:02:54

Since the 70s, even ....fgrin fconfused

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