Nobody died - my success criteria have been fulfilled.

[Salmotrutta]

That's it.

We all survived.

There were some moments but we breezed on through (don't ask) and we are all still living.

[christmasjolity]

it is only 7.15 still another 5 hours to go?

[Niklepic]

No one dead, everyone fed is the product of a very successful day! Well done OP.

[Salmotrutta]

You just had to say that didn't you??

But, but, they have all gone home and did so about 3hours ago so it's not my responsibility anymore! Hah!

[Salmotrutta]

I fear my Christmas Lunch was actually not as good as usual.

That actually pisses me right off.

I don't know why it was not as good.

[RatherBeIndoors]

Likewise. I only remembered the bread sauce when we were all halfway through pudding strangely no takers for a dollop on their roulade but I'm still calling it a win.

[Salmotrutta]

Good job Rather

[Itsmytemporaryname]

I think i might have to call it a day when the kids are in bed.
GPs will assume I've had too much to drink and disgraced myself.

[Salmotrutta]

Then you tell them the old adage Itsmytemporay - "to assume makes an ass out of you and me" .

Or kick them in their pants.

[Itsmytemporaryname]

Option no. 2 sounds tempting.

[Salmotrutta]