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To not let my 8 mo sodomise the cat with her finger..

(25 Posts)
HeavyMetalMummy Fri 23-Dec-16 10:00:20

Because she REALLY seems to think I am hmm FFS bloody weirdo child.

gamerchick Fri 23-Dec-16 10:01:42

Well it's just an interesting hole to her grin

The cat might make its feelings known mind.

Namechangebitch Fri 23-Dec-16 10:02:11

But its Christmasfwink

MargoChanning Fri 23-Dec-16 10:02:32

Thanks for putting me off my breakfast hmm

HerBluebiro Fri 23-Dec-16 10:03:31

Ha! I (and the household creatures) remember this stage.

My belly button held similar fascination.

Children are strange

IfartInYourGeneralDirection Fri 23-Dec-16 10:03:45

🐈👈

🙀

UnicornInDMboots Fri 23-Dec-16 10:07:30

YABVU .... Dear me....

Gaaaah why do kids do this ?! I'm not getting a cat until my kid is old enough to know an arse is a one way system

HeavyMetalMummy Fri 23-Dec-16 10:17:38

Ha ha, so sorry Margo, what were you having, Chocolate Weetos?

Tenshidarkangel Fri 23-Dec-16 10:30:13

I would just make sure there's no "chocolatey surprise" left behind....

fgrin

Pannnn Fri 23-Dec-16 10:33:14

Killjoy.

Nothing wrong with putting a little finger in a pencil sharpener.

DrDreReturns Fri 23-Dec-16 10:37:59

Pencil sharpener lol!

CigarsofthePharoahs Fri 23-Dec-16 10:38:37

Your cat is sitting still long enough to let this happen? Very patient moggy.

HeavyMetalMummy Fri 23-Dec-16 10:44:03

Cigars, the cat is sort of curled up watching my daughter with a look of what I'd describe as 'lets see how far your willing to take this' on her face.

TondelayaDellaVentamiglia Fri 23-Dec-16 10:51:16

santa could bring one of these to save the cat's dignity

Andrewofgg Fri 23-Dec-16 10:52:40

What if the cat purrs with pleasure?

GeorgiePeachie Fri 23-Dec-16 10:54:11

I am having flash backs.

When I went round to my first play date with a family with cats. I remember stroking the cat. and the way they turn and lift up their tail for the last stroke all the way down their tail put its bum in my face.

I think my friend's mum could read something in my face that made me think. Oh what's that (don't think I'd ever seen a bum hole of any creature at that age so didn't know what it was and maybe would have touched it...

And she told me not to touch that's yucky and only stroke the cat in one direction.

SO WEIRD that this is such a vivid memory. YANBU tis an important lesson.

scampimom Fri 23-Dec-16 10:59:37

I too have said those immortal words to a small person: "Can you PLEASE stop poking the cat up the bum with that fork"

Maybe it's a thing.

Manumission Fri 23-Dec-16 11:01:57

How many YABUs are you expecting exactly? <eye narrow>

MrsMattBomer Fri 23-Dec-16 11:12:42

We had this. I'll never forget the luck of absolute horror on BomerCat1's face when DS1 did it. He's never looked at him in the same way since! grin

MrsMattBomer Fri 23-Dec-16 11:13:07

*look

Urgh, I'm an English teacher as well.

Itisnoteasybeingdifferent Fri 23-Dec-16 13:55:55

Brave 8 mo..
very sharp claws and teeth....

Pannnn Fri 23-Dec-16 14:12:57

That's no way to talk about someone's 8 mo, imo.

Itisnoteasybeingdifferent Sat 24-Dec-16 09:53:49

shockshock I was talking about the cat...

frazzledatchristmas Sat 24-Dec-16 17:01:27

I read this as MIL instead of 8mo 😂😂😂

DancingDinosaur Sat 24-Dec-16 17:05:20

Ewww. Stinky finger.

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