To answer your phone like this....

[VanillaSugarAndChristmasSpice]

"Buddy the Elf speaking. What's your favourite colour?"

It's CHRISTMAS! !!!!!!!!!!

🎅🎅🎅🎅🎅🎅🎅🎅🎅🎅🎅🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄⛄⛄⛄⛄⛄⛄⛄⛄⛄⛄⛄⛄⛄⛄⛄

[luckylucky24]

YANBU

[VanillaSugarAndChristmasSpice]

Hooray! !!!!Remember, don't eat the free candy.

[DearSantaDefineGood]

Santa?! I know him!!!!! 🎅🎅🎅🎄🎄🎄⛇☃

[lovelearning]

VanillaSugarAndChristmasSpice, the sherry's meant for the trifle.

[SaucyJack]

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[coffeetasteslikeshit]

[Pestilence13610]

"Can I just confirm your date of birth and postcode please."

[smEGGnogg]

Ooo YAsoNBU

I'm doing this when dh calls me from work later!

[timelytess]

I had an answerphone message that went...
"Hello? Hello? Who is it? Speak up, I can't hear you! What do you want? Speak up, for goodness sake...."
I loved it.
Callers, less so.


I think you're sweet to do the Christmas thing.

[Jessbow]

A now long passed away uncle used to hate answering the phone and only ever did so under duress. When he had to , he always answer with the same message ''Hello, Maidstone Police'' - It put off the cold callers anyway.

If it was family, the always replied ''Good morning inspector''

[user1467976192]

well it will cheer up the cold callers... we normally answer with you'll have to speak up I am wearing a towel (simpsons reference)

[Crumbs1]

I might just get away with it - think I will

[LunaLoveg00d]

I'd put the phone down on someone who answered like that, and call their doctor as they'd quite obviously lost their marbles.

Are you 12?

[dollydaydream114]

Am I the only person who thinks Elf is shit?

It's not that I don't like Christmas - I love it! I just don't get why Elf is suddenly seen as the pinnacle of festive cinema.

[Evilstepmum01]

YANBU!

the best way to spread christmas cheer is singing loud for all to hear!

[coffeetasteslikeshit]

I love Elf... it's so silly, really makes me laugh and remember how much fun Christmas used to be when it wasn't the stress fest it is now.

[APlaceOnTheCouch]

dollydaydream you are not alone. I hate Elf much prefer Arthur Christmas or It's A Wonderful Life

[Creatureofthenight]

I don't really like Elf either. Give me The Muppet Christmas Carol any day!

[lozzylizzy]

My sister used to get in serious trouble for answering the landline with 'Hello, Sexline'. I think it was worth it for her though.

[VanillaSugarAndChristmasSpice]

How can you not like Elf??????

Do you not like chocolate either?

Congratulations! !!! YOU DID IT!!The World's Best cup of coffee! Well done!

[Creatureofthenight]

I don't really like Will Ferrel tbh.
I love chocolate!

[PJBanana]

Anyone who thinks you're being U is a cotton headed ninnymuggins, OP.

[APlaceOnTheCouch]

Yeah, another one who fails to see the appeal of Will Ferrel - I don't really believe in his innocence and that's central to the film being a success.
I do like chocolate . . .and I do like when they sing at the end.

[Temporaryname137]

I'd love to answer the phone at work by saying, "what fresh hell is this?"