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To think I'm birthing a fart. Or a melon. Or a dinosaur.

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Stormwhale Mon 19-Dec-16 08:31:39

Trapped wind. My God it hurts.

I woke up at 5 am this morning after dreaming that my belly hurt. It wasn't a dream, and I was in a lot of pain. I have pooped, it hasn't shifted. I have had my arse in the air, it hasn't shifted. I have jiggled myself, drunk hot water, eaten an extra strong mint, laid on my left side, massaged my belly, but nothing is working. It fucking hurts.

I have no one to blame but myself as I decided yesterday to give up being an adult and eat sweets for dinner. My God am I paying for it now.

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