I woke up at 5 am this morning after dreaming that my belly hurt. It wasn't a dream, and I was in a lot of pain. I have pooped, it hasn't shifted. I have had my arse in the air, it hasn't shifted. I have jiggled myself, drunk hot water, eaten an extra strong mint, laid on my left side, massaged my belly, but nothing is working. It fucking hurts.
I have no one to blame but myself as I decided yesterday to give up being an adult and eat sweets for dinner. My God am I paying for it now.