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Well we won't be staying there again!

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gladtobehome Mon 19-Dec-16 00:14:49

Quite outing so I'll try to be as vague as possible.
Me and my partner were very kindly invited to stay over with a relative on Friday. Very kind of them. All was going well until until we decided to retire to bed. The room was beautifully presented but I noticed there was a faint smell but just assumed dp had farted. Dp has bowel issues so I thought nothing of it and carried on getting changed. Then I pulled the duvet back to climb into bed and all became clear. There was shit in the bed!!!!!
Me and dp were mortified! Now the relatives we were staying with have a pet so at first I thought they may be the culprit but surely not under the duvet? And without going into too much detail the fecal matter was human arse level so I can only assume my dirty mare of a relative hasn't changed the sheets before we arrived (she often has guests stay over).
There was no way me or dp were going to say anything so we had to sleep on the floor in the foul smelling room!
Dp is livid but I'm just glad I didn't get into bed without looking and get covered in it. And at least it was just the one night we had to suffer. WIBU not to say anything?

Crispbutty Mon 19-Dec-16 00:15:49


Hateloggingin Mon 19-Dec-16 00:15:50

Very funny. I assume you're pretending to be the guest from the other thread hmm

Arfarfanarf Mon 19-Dec-16 00:17:20

Message withdrawn at poster's request.

Ahickiefromkinickie Mon 19-Dec-16 00:17:23


beckybird1974 Mon 19-Dec-16 00:17:43

You must know queenmools....... 😁

Hateloggingin Mon 19-Dec-16 00:18:06

It's in active 'someone shit the bed'

BaronessBomburst Mon 19-Dec-16 00:19:00

I presumed it was a poo troll and reported it.

KingJoffreysRestingCuntface Mon 19-Dec-16 00:19:11


Just sleep in the shit.

Who are you, the Queen??

Katinkka Mon 19-Dec-16 00:19:15

Jesus Christ. Banal as fuck

1horatio Mon 19-Dec-16 00:19:37

Uh... is that a reverse?

avamiah Mon 19-Dec-16 00:21:23

This is the other thread .

ComedyBoobs Mon 19-Dec-16 00:23:36

<< waits for the hosts speaking cat to start a thread>>

WussyWat Mon 19-Dec-16 00:23:54


zen1 Mon 19-Dec-16 00:48:03

Well, that didn't take long...

ImtheChristmasCarcass Mon 19-Dec-16 01:03:36

GardenGeek Mon 19-Dec-16 01:04:10

Haha, MN has been too much today grin

ftw Mon 19-Dec-16 01:08:53

Maybe they just didn't like you. Etc.

Ohdearducks Mon 19-Dec-16 01:13:32

GoTellTheBees Mon 19-Dec-16 01:48:02

Honey, there scat boards you can go play on..MN can't be that fun for you..

AVirginLitTheCandle Mon 19-Dec-16 01:53:35

YABU. But I suspect you know that smile

Bogeyface Mon 19-Dec-16 02:29:38

Oh FFS.....are some people pathologically incapable of GETTING A FUCKING LIFE?!

QueenLizIII Mon 19-Dec-16 02:38:51

WIBU not to say anything?

Then they will think you shat the bed if you say nowt. grin

Awwlookatmybabyspider Mon 19-Dec-16 03:05:01

You're chatting shit, hun.

Stormwhale Mon 19-Dec-16 10:08:06


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