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queenmools Sun 18-Dec-16 22:52:02

We had a couple of guests sleeping in the spare bed on Friday night. I've just been in to change the covers ahead of more guests next week. When I took off the duvet I discovered a giant poo patch in the middle of one side ( human bum level.) Skiddy with lumps and some yellow stains around. One of the guests does have a digestive disorder so could be forgiven. Tiny chance it could have been the cat but doubtful as it was inside the covers. Anyway aibu to think that if you have a digestive disorder and this sort of thing happens you bloody well wear pants in someone else's bed. Also you strip the bed, you don't just leave a nasty surprise for the host. I'm just glad I decided to strip the bed between guests!

Salmotrutta Sun 18-Dec-16 22:55:58

shockenvy

Grim

SuburbanRhonda Sun 18-Dec-16 22:56:41

Really?

PopGoesTheWeaz Sun 18-Dec-16 22:58:08

you wouldn't normally strip the bed between guests. Grim. even for a troll.

dontpokethebear Sun 18-Dec-16 22:58:16

Really.....

WanderingTrolley1 Sun 18-Dec-16 22:58:29

Of course yanbu.

Who is going to tell you otherwise?

crje Sun 18-Dec-16 22:58:36

Anal sex

Used to work in hotels shock

bumsexatthebingo Sun 18-Dec-16 22:58:53

Christ that's grim. I could never have them stay with me again and I would have to bin the sheets!

JenLindleyShitMom Sun 18-Dec-16 22:59:47

you wouldn't normally strip the bed between guests.

shock

<never staying in anyone's house again>

queenmools Sun 18-Dec-16 22:59:57

I'm not a troll! I'm real. This happened. Yes I normally strip the bed between guests and I'm very glad I do.

queenmools Sun 18-Dec-16 23:00:41

I have binned the sheets.

MakeMyWineADouble Sun 18-Dec-16 23:01:26

😷

ChocoChou Sun 18-Dec-16 23:01:40

Who doesn't strip the beds between guests? <so grim>

MrsTerryPratchett Sun 18-Dec-16 23:01:57

My cat used to shit inside the bed. [helpful]

Patriciathestripper1 Sun 18-Dec-16 23:02:22

shock Don't invite them again. That is disgusting

PinkFondantFancy Sun 18-Dec-16 23:02:55

Of course you strip the bed between guests!! I would be binning the sheets too, grim grim grim!

queenmools Sun 18-Dec-16 23:05:05

If it was the cat you'd have thought they would have said so. I know the sheets were clean before they went to bed because I put them on that morning.

KingJoffreysRestingCuntface Sun 18-Dec-16 23:06:24

m.youtube.com/#/watch?v=xed-WE7kQ48

Meh. Shit happens...

Vinorosso74 Sun 18-Dec-16 23:07:10

Grim and yes I would have binned the sheet too. I'm suddenly remembering that scene from Trainspotting where Spud strips the bed after his mishap.....

rollonthesummer Sun 18-Dec-16 23:09:08

I'm just glad I decided to strip the bed between guests!

You make it sound like you don't normally!!

liz70 Sun 18-Dec-16 23:09:49

Perhaps they shared a giant Creme Egg as part of their nightly activities? clutches at straws

Allthewaves Sun 18-Dec-16 23:10:13

Guest might have been wearing pants but had a bad accident. Perhaps way too embarrassed to say anything esp with medical condition.

Vinorosso74 Sun 18-Dec-16 23:10:35

Haha cross post KingJoffreys

Allthewaves Sun 18-Dec-16 23:11:06

And who doesn't chnage sheets between guests, that's grim

lottieandmia Sun 18-Dec-16 23:11:16

Ewww that is gross. Leaving it for you to find is rude. I'm so glad I never have house guests.

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