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AIBU workman and poo!

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JustDontGetIt Fri 16-Dec-16 23:29:22

I had a job done to my roof. it was literally a mornings work. The work was done last Tues so it's been over a week. One of the lads on the job asked to use the loo. The others never did. But he did a poo. I could smell it so badly when he left. He did open the window. We live 2 mins walk from a good sized Tesco with 4 loos. Why couldn't he go there? It's been ten days now and the smell keeps flooding back and he left the loo clean but I've been traumatised. I had a year of builders using my loo but I wasn't living in the house so I wasn't to know. I feel like I can't shift the smell out of my memory. AIBU?!

nichito Fri 16-Dec-16 23:32:55

YABU. Toilets are there to be used by whomever in the vicinity needs to go.

I'm sure in time you will find a way to heal from the life-ravaging trauma of having to smell the evidence left behind from a bodily process performed by literally everyone on earth.

StarryIllusion Fri 16-Dec-16 23:34:09

Are people actually this precious? Traumatised? Really? It's just a poo. Yours smells too. Bleach the loo, spray some febreeze and, as nicely as possible, get a bloody grip.

RebelRogue Fri 16-Dec-16 23:35:48

Hope this is lighthearted. Traumatised? Really? Hope you get a fucking grip for xmas...sounds like u need it

PollyCazaletWannabe Fri 16-Dec-16 23:36:51

This must be a joke

CocktailQueen Fri 16-Dec-16 23:37:39

Oh FFS, don't be so bloody precious. Your shit stinks too.

Just think, you could live in Aleppo and have something really important to think about tonight.

Boogers Fri 16-Dec-16 23:39:57

Does no one else in your house poo? I don't understand. fhmm

Foxsox Fri 16-Dec-16 23:39:57


Everyone poos get over it

Who would walk to TESCO for a poo?

TheFlyingFauxPas Fri 16-Dec-16 23:40:29

Shame there wasn't a nice candle in there.

indigox Fri 16-Dec-16 23:41:36

Traumatised? Really? Get a grip.

JustDontGetIt Fri 16-Dec-16 23:41:57

Doesn't 'family' poo smell different to 'stranger' poo? It was deffo a strange poo smell I can't get it out of my head.

PenguinsandPebbles Fri 16-Dec-16 23:42:47

I had a builder in who asked to use the loo, he must have stood up to have a wee and then the mood took him to have a poo.

There was piss all over the floor, and whilst he had flushed he left marks all in the bowl and the back of the seat was covered in splatter marks.

That was not pleasant at all, I have OCD (diagnosed) and was not a happy person but wasn't traumatised for weeks afterwards

RebelRogue Fri 16-Dec-16 23:43:11

Family poo? Stranger poo? It's shit! It stinks! No matter who does it!

PenguinsandPebbles Fri 16-Dec-16 23:43:32

It was ten days ago!!! You can't still smell someone else's poo after ten days

SnowBodyforrrrm Fri 16-Dec-16 23:43:43

Are you Farah Abraham?

I'm just going to leave this here...💩

tigerdriverII Fri 16-Dec-16 23:43:46


JustDontGetIt Fri 16-Dec-16 23:44:00

Perhaps I Have OCD

JustDontGetIt Fri 16-Dec-16 23:44:32

I can't actually smell it but I still remember the smell of it

wifeyhun Fri 16-Dec-16 23:45:34

YABU if he is working for you then I don't think it is unreasonable to use the loo.

Unfortunately shit stinks.

Lol at traumatised by poo grin grin

laidbackmummy13 Fri 16-Dec-16 23:47:59

If that is all you have to worry about I envy you... but omg get a fuckin life!!! wink

crashdoll Fri 16-Dec-16 23:48:23

Oh for fucks sake.

KoolKoala07 Fri 16-Dec-16 23:48:39

Could be worse, he could have gone elsewhere? Roof? Garden? 😂 Personally I'd rather let him use the loo.

TheGruffaloMother Fri 16-Dec-16 23:49:23

I think you may need directions so to the grip shop.

PenguinsandPebbles Fri 16-Dec-16 23:49:32

Perhaps I Have OCD

Maybe you do, maybe you don't but it's quite insulting to use it as a defense.

PenguinsandPebbles Fri 16-Dec-16 23:50:15

This happened 10 days ago!

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