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Aibu - or should I ltb?

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MrsRobinson79 Fri 25-Nov-16 13:11:03

List of things he does that make me think I should

Puts towel back on radiator - but screwed up so absolutely no chance of drying

Leaves lights on all the time when leaving rooms

Bathes kids once a week but leaves their clothes wherever he takes them off and bath water in bath

Leaves the plastic bit hanging off the top of milk when he opens it (should ltb for this alone if I'm honest)

Leaves empty toilet rolls on holder

When asked to get a fresh toilet roll from downstairs loo where they are kept he brings the half used one instead of bringing 2 or 3 new ones!!!

Obviously I am practically perfect in every way and have no annoying habits grin

Loaferloveforyou Fri 25-Nov-16 13:12:26

Im confused, did I write this post?!? grin

iminshock Fri 25-Nov-16 13:16:46

Why have you stayed so long?

iminshock Fri 25-Nov-16 13:17:15

And get a free half hour with a solicitor so you can get his every last penny

iminshock Fri 25-Nov-16 13:17:35

Do you have RL support?

iminshock Fri 25-Nov-16 13:17:56

In the meantime have some hot sweet tea.

iminshock Fri 25-Nov-16 13:18:28

I suspect OW

Elland Fri 25-Nov-16 13:19:48

Book a spa day Hun wink

Ohyesiam Fri 25-Nov-16 13:22:08

I thought my oh was to busy to lead a double of life, but you have proved me wrong. He is lovely with the kids though, isn't he?

MrsRobinson79 Fri 25-Nov-16 13:25:22

I'm just off for a midday drink to help me deal with it wine

MrsRobinson79 Fri 25-Nov-16 13:26:17

Don't know how to quote people but ohyesiam grin

hellsbellsmelons Fri 25-Nov-16 13:45:09

BINGO!!!!
I have 2 of these as in 18 YO DD and OH!

LookingGoodForTheLassies Fri 25-Nov-16 13:47:17

Call 101 and get it logged. Then LTB.

MissVictoria Fri 25-Nov-16 13:47:42

Why would anyone carry about a manky half used loo roll instead of a new one?!

Hastalapasta Fri 25-Nov-16 13:48:55

LTB. Your only option. I would commit murder at the screwed up towels, yet alone the strewn around clothes! I too am Mary Poppins like in my perfection fgrin

LokisUnderpants Fri 25-Nov-16 13:49:54

Am I your husband?! blush

MyKingdomForBrie Fri 25-Nov-16 13:51:49

Oh thank god my DH must have moved out and in with you grin

MothertotheLordsofmisrule Fri 25-Nov-16 14:16:46

Hang on let me just check DH is still upstairs and hasn't nipped round yours.

However he catches spiders and indulges my twiglet habit so I will keep him.

Sohardtochooseausername Fri 25-Nov-16 14:18:10

Does he take the bins out though?

44PumpLane Fri 25-Nov-16 15:37:08

Can you cancel the cheque though OP?!? smile

ElizabethHoney Fri 25-Nov-16 15:41:22

Just be grateful he isn't stealing your vibrator or delaying you getting your Christmas jumper...

Tryingtostayyoung Fri 25-Nov-16 17:55:10

Ltb now before it goes on so long you feel unable! Be kind to yourself grin

MrsRobinson79 Fri 25-Nov-16 18:13:40

Not yet 44pumplane. I'm considering going to Maui to get away though, might meet a new husband to be there...

allgoodnamestaken Fri 25-Nov-16 18:55:49

Does he leave empty bottles beside the recycling box? Screw up teatowels and leave them on the worktop?
If yes, I have his twin

civilfawlty Fri 25-Nov-16 18:58:18

Allhoodnames - make that triplets...

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