To think this could be the most embarrassing parent moment EVER?

[Saucisson2016]

13 year old son found my rampant rabbit!!!!

[Bluntness100]

Oh,,,,ehrm yup, it's certainly up there. What did you say?

[MabelWotsits]

Yeah that's really grim. Poor kid.

[Saucisson2016]

I told him someone bought it for me at my hen do as a joke and I was showing it to husband as a laugh it was in the ensuite

[saltandvinegarcrisps1]

A friend once caught her ,9 year old ds waving hers around a LA Luke Skywalker as a light sabre,!

[Greengoddess12]

grim poor kid

Think he will survive.

[harderandharder2breathe]

At least he didn't walk in on you using it

[SawdustInMyHair]

"yup, it's certainly up there"

I assumed he just found it in her drawer.

ohjesusohjesusmysides

[WineIsMyMainVice]

"At least he didn't walk in on you using it"

This would have been WAY worse!

[HOHOHOvariesBeforeBrovaries]

I assumed he just found it in her drawer.

I am so done

[PaulDacresConscience]

You know this will end up in the Fail, don't you?

[Saucisson2016]

Gutted me and DH had a spare half hour earlier baby was asleep had a spot of afternoon delight with toys included and left it in there after the wash down...

[Saucisson2016]

What's 'The Fail'?

[PaulDacresConscience]

The Daily Mail - who have form for nicking any thread they feel like off MN and quoting huge chunks of it, along with screengrabs, in their online rag.

Ditto The Independent, Huffington Post and occasionally The Guardian.

[Pinkangel23]

It's ok OP, I woke up one morning to my 7 yr old son waving the buzzing thing in my face. I told him it was a kind of medicine for ladies and I think he accepted it.

I also found my mum's when I was in my teens- I was mortified but tried forget I ever saw it. Your son will be the same .

[JellyBelli]

Mine switched itself on in the drawer and everyone wondered what the odd noise was, including yours truly. Worst. treasure. hunt. ever.

[TheNewWife]

Oh dear OP, not much you can say to that one!
Mine is getting binned as soon as DC is walking/talking - thanks for the heads up!

[Saucisson2016]

He even started questioning me about it... you don't use it do you?? What are all the buttons?? Etc

[pipsqueak25]

[DrQuinzel]

Yes. My dad found mine when I was 17, most embarrassing child moment ever.

[BlingyMcBling]

Well, when I was in my teens i found my DDad's stash of playboy. .... and a sex video the parents had made.

I got over it. (I never told them though!)

[MissVictoria]

The mirror nick stuff off here too.

[Halloweensnake]

Could of been worse,my friends 5 yr old wanted to take hers in to show and tell....no just no..

[MissVictoria]

When i was 11, playing hide and seek at my friends house, i found her dads porn mag stash under her 5 year old brothers mattress. Said friend and our other mate who was there went looking through them while i tried to look anywhere but at the mags!

[Boogers]

Do people still have rampant rabbits? I bought one 12 years ago and it was crap.I'd rather use my hand, thank you very much. Not had that big a let down since Chris in Hillsborough with the weird kinky penis...