To ask you what you call farts

[beautifulbizarre]

They were trumps in our house but now that has been sullied due to Donald.

What can we call them?

[MothertotheLordsofmisrule]

Poots

[MothertotheLordsofmisrule]

Toots

[Featherhead]

Farts

[iklboo]

You could start calling them Donalds?

[Joinourclub]

Farts

[happymumof4crazykids]

Fluffs

[MothertotheLordsofmisrule]

And the popular "Ooo! Is there a duck in here?" For the particularly quacky ones

[Seekingadvice123]

Pops

[gamerwidow]

Farts or pops. My Dd calls them 'pop offs' which I think she got from her cm

[Whateveryouwannacallme]

Whiz pops .. My dc were young when tbe BFG was popular the first time round lol

[harryblackberry]

Pumps

[Binglesplodge]

We continue to call them trumps! They're both odious and lingering...

[RosaRosaRose]

That dog!

[Mymouthgetsmeintrouble]

Bum woofs , a woof (hey dugee)

[baconandeggies]

Farts. Though MIL insists it's rude and DD isn't allowed to say it in school

-She doesn't have a collection of lots of words she's not allowed to say in school-

[SquatBetty]

Pop pops - SORRY twee I know but the name's stuck now

[IveBecomeSoNumb]

Love puffs

[RosaRosaRose]

Actually, when it really is her (often) ' that dog's arse'

[SleepFreeZone]

We say farty pants.

[ferngrubb]

Fart

[ScreamyBog]

Fluffs but our DD prefers trumps and pumps!

[ralice]

Botty burp!

[RockyBird]

Farts
Pluffs
Pops
Dropped Guts
Squeaky Arse
Gas
Wind
Pumps
Guffs
Parps

[RockyBird]

Trumpet bums
Bottom burps

[Corialanusburt]

Farts and now Donalds.