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To ask you what you call farts

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beautifulbizarre Mon 07-Nov-16 18:34:01

They were trumps in our house but now that has been sullied due to Donald.

What can we call them?

MothertotheLordsofmisrule Mon 07-Nov-16 18:34:23

Poots

MothertotheLordsofmisrule Mon 07-Nov-16 18:34:34

Toots

Featherhead Mon 07-Nov-16 18:34:55

Farts

iklboo Mon 07-Nov-16 18:35:08

You could start calling them Donalds? grin

Joinourclub Mon 07-Nov-16 18:35:12

Farts

happymumof4crazykids Mon 07-Nov-16 18:35:31

Fluffs

MothertotheLordsofmisrule Mon 07-Nov-16 18:35:33

And the popular "Ooo! Is there a duck in here?" For the particularly quacky ones

Seekingadvice123 Mon 07-Nov-16 18:35:58

Pops

gamerwidow Mon 07-Nov-16 18:36:12

Farts or pops. My Dd calls them 'pop offs' which I think she got from her cm smile

Whateveryouwannacallme Mon 07-Nov-16 18:36:32

Whiz pops .. My dc were young when tbe BFG was popular the first time round lol

harryblackberry Mon 07-Nov-16 18:36:47

Pumps

Binglesplodge Mon 07-Nov-16 18:36:54

We continue to call them trumps! They're both odious and lingering...

RosaRosaRose Mon 07-Nov-16 18:38:44

That dog!

Mymouthgetsmeintrouble Mon 07-Nov-16 18:39:45

Bum woofs , a woof (hey dugee)

baconandeggies Mon 07-Nov-16 18:39:47

Farts. Though MIL insists it's rude and DD isn't allowed to say it in school hmm

-She doesn't have a collection of lots of words she's not allowed to say in school-

SquatBetty Mon 07-Nov-16 18:40:06

Pop pops - SORRY twee I know but the name's stuck now

IveBecomeSoNumb Mon 07-Nov-16 18:40:20

Love puffs grin

RosaRosaRose Mon 07-Nov-16 18:40:42

Actually, when it really is her (often) ' that dog's arse' grin

SleepFreeZone Mon 07-Nov-16 18:41:15

We say farty pants.

ferngrubb Mon 07-Nov-16 18:41:28

Fart

ScreamyBog Mon 07-Nov-16 18:41:41

Fluffs but our DD prefers trumps and pumps!

ralice Mon 07-Nov-16 18:42:12

Botty burp!

RockyBird Mon 07-Nov-16 18:42:18

Farts
Pluffs
Pops
Dropped Guts
Squeaky Arse
Gas
Wind
Pumps
Guffs
Parps

RockyBird Mon 07-Nov-16 18:42:44

Trumpet bums
Bottom burps

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