I saw 3 killer clowns whilst I was out walking DDog just now.
One of them had a meat cleaver and was chasing a girl down the street.
The girl was laughing as well as screaming, which made me think he was possibly not the genuine article. But then laughter’s a clown’s bread and butter, and wouldn’t one that had chosen to go down the butchering route still ply his trade up until an appropriate time to catch his audience off guard? Like someone leaning in to smell their lovely buttonhole flower and they whip out the hatchet they’ve concealed in their oversized trousers?
So how does one distinguish authentic killer clowns from those just jumping on the falling apart whenever it stops bandwagon?
Also, are genuine killer clowns now getting as pissed off at the number of pretenders on the street, as real clowns were at the new wave of killer clowns a while back?
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To think this was NOT a genuine killer clown
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AgentZigzag · 29/10/2016 20:17
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