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What to do about DH?

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MistressD Mon 24-Oct-16 01:17:31

DH is a complete and utter git.

First of all, he's always spending our family money on dodgy investments with little thought for health and safety.

He's also been involved in handling contraband and there are have been several court appearances.

And now I've discovered that he gave a load of money to his ex, and to top it all stayed out all night shagging her last night after going round to see her.

On the plus side, he seems to be a bit of a local hero and everyone seems to love him. (A bit of a narcissist?)

Should I LTB even though it would probably doom me to a life of penury?

MistressD Mon 24-Oct-16 01:19:55

On the plus side, DH is very good looking and we live right next to the seaside.

MumOnTheRunCatchingUp Mon 24-Oct-16 01:24:57

I don't think you need to leave him! He's clearly already left you, at the very least, checked out!

Keeptrudging Mon 24-Oct-16 01:25:36

I'd give him a swift right hook then look mournfully out to sea grin.

MistressD Mon 24-Oct-16 01:26:19

Oh yes, I did that Keeptrudging. But what next?

MistressD Mon 24-Oct-16 01:28:57

I just can't understand why everyone thinks DH is such a great guy. I'm struggling to see any redeeming features.

Apart from when he gets his kit off.

Keeptrudging Mon 24-Oct-16 01:29:40

Perhaps you have your own secret admirer? What's sauce for the goose and all that... As for that strumpet ex, I'd just wait for karma to hit her pouty duck face.

MistressD Mon 24-Oct-16 01:53:32

He always seems to be brooding. And either staring out to sea or prancing around on his bloody horse.

MistressD Mon 24-Oct-16 01:57:51

Mind you. Although he is quite hot, he do have a strange taste in triangular hats.

e1y1 Mon 24-Oct-16 02:05:33

LTB? You should be marrying him.

ChequeOff Mon 24-Oct-16 02:06:33


BoomBoomsCousin Mon 24-Oct-16 02:07:18

Is this the storyline for some soap I don't watch?!

JontyDoggle37 Mon 24-Oct-16 02:08:30

Poldark. Sigh. hmm

e1y1 Mon 24-Oct-16 02:09:59

Either that, or a slow half term boom (Mistress appears to be new) - welcome to MN flowers.

toffeeboffin Mon 24-Oct-16 02:14:35

Oh well, if you live near the seaside then that's OK then.

unlucky83 Mon 24-Oct-16 03:20:55

I'm way behind (2 or 3 episodes) so this could be a spoiler - except I already knew....
I would say LTB ...but this case - not sure if I would ....
I think I would definitely take control of the finances and the household and the business... and would need some serious grovelling.
Actually probably best to get him to promise not to leave the bedroom except to do the odd bit of topless scything to keep him in

FlorisApple Mon 24-Oct-16 03:47:03

Argh....spoilers! But yes, LTB.

MuggleWuggle Mon 24-Oct-16 04:28:23

Nooooo. Am 2 episodes behind and angry at spoilers.

Huppopapa Mon 24-Oct-16 05:25:39

I'd betray your emotions by allowing your accent to slip a couple of times. Then, after the fantastically powerful backhand swipe at him (^^^) which, despite knocking him off his feet, didn't draw blood (v. considerate of you) I'd nip behind a large banner bearing the words "TO BE CONTINUED".

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